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ANSWERS: 12
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You had to many beers and didn,t make it home last night.
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It bit me on the bum!! +
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The Stock Market collapsed. Soon after I invested in it.
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when you cannot seem fall asleep.
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you got it home and it did not match.
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"MISS WHITH MY FRIND"!!
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I had to fantasize about a woman to "get it up." LOL Or at least that should have been a very strong clue. ;)
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When the preacher said "I now pronounce you man & wife"
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When she emailed me and said it was over.
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When the apology was followed by a repeat offense.
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the police showed up and took the chickens away.
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Actually I haven't...why? Because at the time I made each decision I did the best I could based on who I was at that time and the information I had available to me. In retrospect, there are some decisions I would make differently. However, that is Monday-morning quarterbacking and I do not subscribe to the "wouldda couldda shouldda" school of thought! :)
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