by 
Mr Fixit
ANSWERS: 19
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I thought my radar detector was better...
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I was trying to catch up with my words.
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I gotta pee!! So give me the ticket and lets move along, flatfoot.
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I was late to work.
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I swear I wasn't!!!
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I was running late!
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I was merly runing..out of time
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The wife mentioned that she was planning on getting pregnant today, and I wanted to be there when it happened.
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No, I was not speeding. I would love to comform to speed limits for the safety of myself, my family, my friends and others. Could your speed gun be wrong?
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I smoke pot so I never, ever speed. You may think this is terrible, the pot thing, but I have an immaculate driving record because if it at least!
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thoes cops wouldn't stop chasing me!
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didnt feel like walking
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To reach my date on time.
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I was running late. I'll have to go even faster now.
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you were chasing me!
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So I could be there and then the concept of"Hurry-up and wait" will come to fruition.
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..seemed like the thing to do at the time..
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To keep up with the flow of traffic.
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"OMG, I got a charlie horse in my calf, which forced me to press down harder on the accelerator, I was about to pull over!!" "I was about to pee my pants!! I am so sorry officer, OMG, I have to pee.................." ++
jtolb65 
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