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  • I'm not a guy but I have to tell you what my hubby once said to me. I gained a lot of weight during my pregnancy, and afterwards I tryed very hard to lose it, I asked him one day if he could tell that I was loosing, his reply was "Yeh you look good now, before your belly stuck out farther then your boobs." LMAO!! That was just him being honest, thats why I love him.
  • well i know my husband wrote he doesn't have 'continual happiness' on here the other night in some question. now he is in the doghouse, he says it meant something esle, maybe in his biazare world he and his parents live in. not everything has to revolve around money. sorry i'm not the guy, but i thought i would answer for him.
  • I was sitting on the couch, thoroughly engrossed in a program on the History Channel one day. My wife came in and started talking about something or other. In the middle of it she stops and says, "You're not listening to a word I say!" Being the dumber than a rock guy that I am, without thinking (which was obvious)I replied, "And yet you continue talking". Boy, did I ever catch it for that one! lol We laugh about it now. Well, I laugh genuinely and she laughs sarcastically. lol
  • telling her i could handle not being able to have sex and saying she couldnt,,,asking her if she wants to be with me when shes having my baby,,,,ive said so much dumb sh#t
  • "I'm told that you're a significant other, an other what."
  • "But I've DONE the dishes!"
  • When I was in the hospital in labor with my first son (more than 20 years ago) my ex husband (husband at the time) started to tell me about a woman he had dated years before who was much older and what a tight p***y she had. I didn't talk to him for hours, and was ready to kill him! What a thing to tell your wife while she's in labor, eh?
  • I thought Leslie Neilson was Peter Grays brother and told her so....this was of course wrong. Then to compound it ......I told her Denis Farina was dead...she assumed I meant Dennis Farina the Actor..I actually meant a Barman in London....(ONE N).but as I had made the earlier mistake...I let her win again.....now she sees me as weak...

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