What would you do if I killed you? Just kidding....or am I?
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ChaosGod Is A True Uchiha
ANSWERS: 11
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Nothing. I would be dead. (the humour is in the simplicity of my answer) Like the classic joke Q: what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor Timeless characters.
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That's easy. There are only two possibilities. Either you are joking and I am still alive, or you were serious, and I am already dead. So my options as far as revenge would have to have been premeditated. So if I knew you were going to kill me, I would figure out how and when you planned to do so. Once I had that information I could craft up a clever way of killing you using your own weapons against you. That way when we were discovered by the police they could only infer that it must have been a MURDER SUICIDE. And if everything went as planned not only would I have my revenge but I would have died an innocent man in the court of law. Unless of course.... you were just kidding.
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Nothing. What could I do? - I'd be dead.
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Bring it on!
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Hey, hey, hey, I'll be doing the killing around here buddy!
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Having ceased to be, I would do nothing. I'm dead after all. What my friends would do to you after my demise...well, I shudder to think
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I wouldn't be able to do anything I would be dead.
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Well, I'd be dead. So I'd either be in heaven drinking beer and hangin out with Marilyn Monroe and Babe Ruth, or I'd be in hell being forced to watch The View for hours on end.
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I would come back to haunt you.
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I would respawn, unless you removed me from /etc/init.d That's 'cause I'm a daemon.
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You'd better bring alot of back-up with you, cause you're gonna need it.
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