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Absolutely, when is dinner going to be ready Mom?
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Sure I am all yours
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You may, though Sid Cleaver sounds like a character in a Rob Zombie horror film.
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Yes please Mrs Cleaver! Any time! I would love to be looked after by a lovely person.:)
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Of course!...I like you! (be warned, I eat a lot!)
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Heck yes Mrs C. Ironhead Cleaver....Has a nice ring to it.
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aw gee Mrs Cleaver, that would be the bomb.
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sure, i think that would be fun. ;D
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I am almost ready Mrs. C, I am able to scratch on the door when I need to go, But I still have a few accidents.
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Yes, pick me, and it looks like i will have a few siblings.
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YES you can Sweety but I come with baggage...2 daughters, 2 grandkids, my Mom would not like it if I moved away so she would have to come also, 3 cats and well hubby would be glad because he would finally be rid of all the estrogen that is in my house now...LOL
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No. I have had quite enough of seeing the looks of disappointment in peoples' eyes.
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Yes! how many siblings will I have?
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Gee mom..do I haveta clean my room too? I'm a classically trained slob!
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Are you really sure you want to ?!? I can be handy, but I snore !! LOL :)
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I would be honored. Both my parents are dead you know. That would be lovely. I'm not sure how we would explain the fact that, since I'm 71, I'm older than you but hey..we can figure something out! :)
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Sure, why not. It's a deal. By the way, do you have lots of money? LOL
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I can't think of a nicer thing to happen to me. You'd have an in-house mental health professional (retired).
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Sure you can.;-)
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What took you so long to ask? Of course you can ;)
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you betcha!
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Yes u can!
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You wouldn't want me.
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I love that Mrs C i'm tiny so i'll not need a lot of room, but my books might! is that ok?
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Only if I lose my job and all my posessions. I would help around the house :-)
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Yes, I would love Mrs. Cleaver to be my Mom!
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Sure but i get to bring my mother, father, older brother, older sister, little sister, my 2-dogs, my 2-cats, my fish and my snake ;)
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Yes. I am looking for someone to love me and accept me for who I am.
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Why certainly! I adopted Wanbli as my older brother - I would love a large extended family :D
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Take me, I'm your's.....assuming you are wealthy:)
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I've already been taken you mom!
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Sure if you can handle a 60 year old !
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Please do!
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depends. do you cook well? lol
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I don't know. You and Madonna would be fighting for me;)
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You sure can ! I must warn you though.... I am high maintenance ;-)
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Awww, Mrs. Cleaver you are such a sweetheart of course! I think everyone should adopt those college students who don't have anywhere else but the dorms to go. I miss homecooked foods and a free laudromat, and can I have some gas money? :P
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No I am way to old to be adopted. 56 is too old.
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XD That'd be unusual fun maybe! Alas I am too old at 23 years old to be adopted! Maybe in the next life though if you're still interested! Lolz
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You are going to suffer....
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Well this question took off like gas line on fire!!! Love it and YES!! PLEASE DO!!! I WANNA LIVE WITH THE CLEAVER FAMILY!! NUNYA Cleaver....hmmmm has a ring to it! :-) invis. +8
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Sure can, but i eat a hell of alot!
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hmmm, where do you live? coz I need a desert enviroment to survive.
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No mom,i really wouldnt want to burden you.Lol.
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Sure , if u want to u can :)
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I think I am a bit old for legal adoption. I couldn't possibly consider why you would want to adopt me, I get very cranky from time to time.
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I asked my mom, she said not today. But if you would have asked yesterday, YES would have been the answer. LOL
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Ha-ha! Yes but I don't see why you would want to adopt me! :)
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Wouldn't that be nice! [grabs stuff and runs to the curb awaiting your arrival]
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OK if you insist, but I come with 2 teenage daughters and their pet dog, and o by the way , my fiance, he is part of the package as well LOL,, since he and I bought the house and are getting it ready for the wedding! You sure your up to this one??
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yes :). I'm simple, too.
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Yes, but I wish you would have asked me that question in my time of need.
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If you insist .... Does that mean you absorb all of my Bills also ?
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I'm not up for adoption. ;)
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do you have a pool? and do you live where it NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER EVER snows? Never ever snows..never. No snow
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Will you pay off my student loans?
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Sure but I am 41 and house broken.
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No, but I still think you're a pretty cool woman.
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No. u have too many other people to choose from. im in demand and need to find someone who doesnt have the same amount of options.
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yh go on. lol
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of course! i warn you im not toliet trained :D
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OK
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Wait let me ask my mom. MOM: No!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh sorry my mommie said no. I think you should leave she's mad now. LOLZ
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Only if your rich..if not, be gone!
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You may. I am completely house broken, will sleep at the foot of your bed (to keep your feet warm) don't eat much and am very clean. Once a month I need to be moved from the foot of the bed toward the pillows, have something warm and soft to play with and to get the same goodies as that bloke who comes every fortnight.
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please do. You know, the more 'parents' the better the Holidays are:)
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Oh yes please!
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Nah, I like being all grown up
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No, thank you. I can take care of myself.
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