What are your stages of Drunkenness?
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Your Conscience
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Stage 1: Happy, laughing, good times Stage 2: Oh crap! How did that bottle of wine get so low so fast!? Stage 2b): Quiet, hoping noone has noticed how fast I drank that. Stage 3: Ah well, now I feel a bit less like flying, I'll carry on. Stage 4: Open second bottle. Stage 5: Giggle. A lot. (Sometimes this goes with a small blunt) Stage 6: My head is already starting to hurt. Glug 2 litres of water,and instantly regret it for fear of falling asleep on the toilet. Stage 7: Avoid falling asleep on the toilet, fall into bed. Stage 8: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. But that's only when I get really drunk, which is, thankfully not as often as it used to be. My liver has started voting FOR me again. I usually get to about Stage 5, and then take it easy.
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