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I was born at night, but not last night.
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We used to say, I am not as green as I am cabbage looking.
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I was not born yesterday!
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I didn't just fall off the turnip truck.
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Do you see new Sega Genesises for sale at Gamestop? I didn't think so! (born in 1992)
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I wasn't born this big :)
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I may be short, but I assure you I'm fully grown
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Do you see any afterbirth?
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I'm not a complete idiot
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I'm not as dumb as I think you are...OR if they ask if i want to do something really retarded with them: I'd rather crap my pants and ride a bicycle!
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