Why did the agnostic cross the road? *Funny answers appreciated*
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I'm not entirely convinced there really is a road...
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a road ? are you sure it was a road ? I'm not certain
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To get to the middle? lol (I suck at this)
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... uncertainty led him/her to seek the truth else where ...
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You haven't convinced me there actually was an agnostic that crossed the road...
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To get to the logical side. (where the atheist is)
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To see if there really is anything on the other side.
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He didn't. He got to the middle and then could not commit one way or the other. With love in Christ.
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To explain that: An agnostic is not sure where a fool is certain.
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To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
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Well, I don't think the devil made him do it.
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Why did the atheist cross the road? To argue with the Christian on the other side. Why did the Christian cross the road? To try to convert the atheist on the other side. Why did the agnostic cross the road? Because he wanted to, and crossing the road doesn't require the presence or the absence of a deity.
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He tried crossing the road, but felt safest in the middle of the street.
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