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I'd ask for a couple grand.
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collect his life insurance. lol
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I'd be tempted to throttle him/her
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I would let him/her know that I understand that a department with only 314 people could bring down a company. I'd give him some sympathy and tell him to pay out the contractually obligated bonuses.
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steal his wallet
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I'd kiss ass and get myself invited to Cancun. I could really use a vacation.
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Ask for a loan!
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I'd ask him if he feels bad that he listened to the government and didn't try to get the laws changed so this mess wouldn't have happened.
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POP Him Right in the Snot Locker;)
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Ask how he got into my living room!
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I'd take his wallet, his blackberry, his laptop, his car, his housekeys (just to freak him out), hold a knife blade in his nostril (ala Chinatown) and we'd ride around to ATMs, etc., until he gave me all his PINs and PWs and I'd had my fun, then kick him in the balls when he complains. I'd leave him in the most blighted neighborhood I could find. As soon as I could get online I would publish every bit of his personal info across the internet especially alerting hacktivists. I would use the money to finance the next operation and make it my job to keep targeting every asshole that has accepted a golden parachute from a company that has received a bailout at the taxpayer's expense.
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