If Dildos could Speak.......what would they say...?
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ANSWERS: 58
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"I'm in heaven!"
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"I've been to the black hole, but I came back..Everytime" LMAO
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"I love my job"
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Do it again! do it again!!
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Turn on the light!
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In. Out. In. Out. In. Out.
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YAAAAA BABY!!! Let's do that again!!!
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bend over
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ok Violet, enough already
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Nice work if you can get it.
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Mmph mffrwhffm. Phfuff uffrmff!
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My life can only get better when I'm reincarnated..........
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Buzzzzzzzzzzzz oh yeah, oh yeah !! Buzzzzzzzzzzzz oooh yeah, oooh yeah, baby !! Buzzzzzzzzzzzz :0 OOOooooooooooo!! :)
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Ladydivine is a great kisser!
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Too bad I can't feel a thing!
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Hey buddy, $100 and you can take my place!!!!!!!!!!!
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A Dildo would say..what's the number to 911..LOL
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Feeling hot, hot, hot!
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quit banging me around --- my head is getting dizzy
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It's dark in here!!
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Dark in here....
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Why always you torture me seductively?
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AHHHHHHh- If I can get THAT Spot Again she will give me a Big hug and Hold and I can make her Gasp and Squeel!
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Damn I'm good!
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I feel so dirty.
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Dirty Job but somethings gotta do it and I got chosen. LOL +5
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Hi ho hi ho it's off to work I go.
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Dirty job but somebodys gotta do it! LOL +5
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damn i am lucky
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damn i am lucky
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dont put me in there again ,im afraid of the dark .
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I feel like I'm working in a mine...dark and wet cave :P
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Buy me in http://desiresecrets.com/ that I could to please you!
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I love hot and tight holes.
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I'm sinking! Wait, I'm OK. I'm sinking! Wait, I'm OK. I'm sinking! Wait, I'm OK. I'm sinking! Wait, I'm OK.
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Cant a guy get a break around here. Oohh, that feels nice. Ouch ouch ouch, hot hot hot, boiling water.
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I wish I had balls.
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Don't stop! Just keep going!
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"It was light, it was dark, it was light, it was dark......"
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damn i am lucky
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you said it was my turn now,,,,
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your gon'a get a buzz out of this !!!
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let me in ,,let me in !!!
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my god it's dark in here ,,nice though,,,,so soft,,,don't take me out,,,,pleaseeee,,,here we go again,,,
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if dildos could speak they would make men redundant as they would be able to get the beers in at the bar
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What is that SMELL????? haha
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"You need to get laid lady".
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"Fuck, I love being in here! Get me some new batteries!"
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soooo... is it the pink or the brown that is the question :)
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Who turned out the light? And what is that.... UUUUUUUOOOOOO, that's nice!
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I'm Fucked!!!!!!
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OH MY GOD....NOT AGAIN...
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I CAN'T BREATHE! Or "I am refurbished lolololol" Or "Stupid vasectomy"
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"BZzZzZzzzzzz"
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help its dark and i hear laughing!!!
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Help!! I can't breath!!
Ice man 
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