- NEW!
by Patti jo on February 4th, 2007
I MAY BE SLOW - BUT IM AHEAD OF YOU
by Zandalee.Lonely.Lunatic.3yrs-here on March 30th, 2007
Buckle up, it makes it harder for the Aliens to suck you out of your car!
God must love stupid people, he made so many!
Dear God, please save me from your "good people".
-and-
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!
by Anonymous on June 11th, 2007
What if the hokey pokey is really whats its all about?
by daisymae19 on April 7th, 2007
Coexist (with each letter a religious symbol)
and
God wants spiritual fruits, not religous nuts
and of course
GO CARDS!!!!
by ConservativelyLiberal on May 19th, 2011
Be nice to America, or we'll bring democracy to your country.
Well at least the war on the environment is going well.
The shortest sentence is "I am." The longest sentence is "I do."
Churches only worship the profit margin.
Buddhism, the only real non-prophet religion.
If you can read this, I'm not impressed, most people can read.
Gay Bash? No way. They prefer soriees.
Republicans for Voldermort.
My country invaded Iraq and I got was this expensive gas.
(Picture of George W) Premature Iraq Elation
Keep the immigrants deport the republicans
Practice safe sex, go fuck yourself.
by debsmooth on March 30th, 2007
It's one I saw on a car in Berkeley, home of the bumpersticker. It just said "Bumpersticker" in a large font. I thought it was really cool.
by Gideon on March 7th, 2007
JESUS IS COMING -- LOOK BUSY!
by anonymous on February 23rd, 2007
i am not losing hair i am just getting head.
by anonymous on February 4th, 2007
a PBS mind in an MTV world.
by Stu B in his fleece-lined COAT on May 19th, 2011
Support your right to arm bears.
by Yeahwell... on June 11th, 2007
"My kid beat up your Honor Student."
by shopaholic on February 4th, 2007
For the oldies caravan
"Adventure before dementia!!" :)
by Ezzy on February 4th, 2007
dont let my car fool you, my treasure is in Heaven
or
Sorry girls, I'm gay
by The Anonymous Witch on May 19th, 2011
"don't tailgate me , i might slam on the brakes and spill my drink on your daughters head ."
by lizizhere on June 11th, 2007
GAS, GRASS OR ASS, NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE
by lizizhere on June 11th, 2007
Horns broken, watch for finger!!
by JPsgirl on May 19th, 2011
"I brake for no apparent reason." (Many times it seems to be true.)
by lyonese01 on May 19th, 2011
If you can read this, you're driving too close .
by Jax is missing AB on June 27th, 2007
"Kansas, as bigoted as you think!" or "Spooning leads to forking"
by Da Azian Boi on June 22nd, 2007
My favorite bumper sticker is one that has a picture of George W. Bush and it says "The Worst Disaster in US History"
by mekare on June 11th, 2007
"save a cow, eat a vegetarian"
(i'm a veg so its ok for me to laugh)
by judgebill on June 11th, 2007
SAVE THE GAY WHALES FOR CHRIST
by suomynonA on May 20th, 2007
"I Love Animals.........they're delicious"
by redb_ball is away on February 23rd, 2007
If you can see this- you are too close!
by Carluck on February 4th, 2007
Overtaker, see you at the Undertaker ...
by mama cass on May 19th, 2011
give cheese some pants
by Wellduh on May 19th, 2011
"You can't fix stupid". It's just too bad that some people seem to try to improve their stupidity.
by Nancy is really struggling right now... on May 19th, 2011
"I owe...I owe...it's off to work I go...
by Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence on December 9th, 2009
"I brake for hallucinations."
by Mike has a Day job. on August 20th, 2007
Visualize whirled peas. with a large green blender.
by sloroller on August 20th, 2007
If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did He make them out of meat?
by Wickels on July 21st, 2007
"Born OK The first time"
by KyraLou was gone but now shes back on June 22nd, 2007
"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're and asshole."
by Harro Mique on April 7th, 2007
"Get in,sit down,shut up,hold on!"
by kat tarrin-AYPWIP on March 7th, 2007
women are natual leaders, ur folloeing one now.
or
kids that hunt, trap, and fish dont mug little old ladys.
by SoothSeeker on February 23rd, 2007
Teach a Yankee to drive- Point his car north.
Or
This one is printed backwards so you can read it through your rear view...
I'm not tailgating- I'm drafting.
by angel1000 on May 19th, 2011
I saw one that was funny once...it said "Fight crime, shoot first!" I saw one on this guy's car..he had a big dent on one of his doors and he put the sticker there that said "Shit happens". I thought that was funny...ha ha!
by Steven_S3187 on May 19th, 2011
Jane Fonda Go To Baghdad.
by qwiz246 on May 19th, 2011
Flush Rush Limbaugh.
by klkl on December 9th, 2009
.."Don't I get a kiss before you ride my rear end?"
hahahaha
by Runs with scissors on October 7th, 2007
WOULD YOU DRIVE BETTER IF YOUR CELL PHONE WAS UP YOUR ASS?
by rigby on September 25th, 2007
KHARMA HAPPENS
by Kiss A Fat Babys Ass on September 25th, 2007
I had one that said:
"Every day of my life forces me to add to the list of the number of people that can kiss my ass"
by Chaysgirl24 on September 25th, 2007
Mine is "Welcome to America...now speak English!"
by BrokeDog on August 20th, 2007
The best one I ever saw was "Dimmit, dammit"!
by Krys on August 20th, 2007
My favorite...
If you are going to ride my a$$, then at least pull my hair.
by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on August 20th, 2007
one I saw recently I thought was really good said:
"God created Diversity, Man created Bigotry...Who do You Trust?"
by Ridiculous on August 20th, 2007
Jesus is coming, get him a tissue.
by OHsprinks on June 22nd, 2007
haha my favorite is "Jesus loves you but i'm his favorite"
by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on May 20th, 2007
Hang up and drive!
My other car is a piece of Sh*t too.
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Comments
ha never heard that one! :P
by davoomac on February 4th, 2007
It's a Mississippi thing - lol
by Patti jo on February 15th, 2007
HA HA HA! That would drive my husband NUTS if he saw it on the road! LOL
by Wickels on July 21st, 2007
LMAO Good one!
by LadyLuck on August 29th, 2007