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Yes. I'm hungry.
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Hmmm, well, if the cookies contain sugar you will enrage a certain faction. If they contain any animal product you will enrage others. Any chocolate in them must be harvested equally from non-sweatshop enterprises with the contracts equally distributed throughout cacao growing nations. The apparatus for baking said cookies must have an economical energy rating, and the apparatuses (?) themselves must be manufactured in factories that release no greenhouse gases and pollute no water, air or ground. Same with the cookie sheets and spatulas and the shipping boxes. The persons distributing the cookies must be germ free, have no history of communicable diseases and must represent the racial diversity of the planet in the correct percentages. Whew. It ain't easy to give away cookies these days.
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