If you could smack one person up side the head everyday with no consequences, who would that one person be?
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mrs.ANONYMOUS
ANSWERS: 56
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my mom and dad.im not gonna get into it
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Myself, I usually deserve it. It might not be helpful in modifying my behavior if it didn't have the consequence of a headache, though.
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my step-brother. hes a rite irritating motha-f***er
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my step-brother. hes a rite irritating motha-f***er
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My ex husband.
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Tony Blair. Because he knows better.
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I'd say but she might use her accounts to downrate all of my answers...because that's the kind of gal she is.
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This girl at school who is without doubt the snottiest most selfish **** I've ever met in my entire life. I'd love to shave her beloved hair off too. >:-(
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Simon Cowell he needs a good slap once in a while I know Paula would thank me!!!
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George Bush.
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My ex boss. He was an ignorant arrogant bully and would deserve it. I will smack him if i ever see him again. To hell with the consequences, it will be worth it.
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Male - Tom Cruise Female - Britney Spears
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Paris Hilton...omg i hate her...
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Tony Blair without a doubt I loathe that man
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my uncle,i hate his guts
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I wouldn't smack anyone. Smacking people in the side of the head is MEAN! I'm not mean.
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how can you choose only one? I'd slap tom cruise for being such a nut job. Osama Bin laden deserves a smack too. Paris hilton, britney spears, and lindsay lohan all get one.
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Guy: Flava Flave. UGH. The thought of him makes me want to scream. Girl: Hm. Barbara Walters...she's so SMUG. haha
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George W. Bush He's right now in the process of violating the sovereignty of the United States of America... (Re: Google "North American Union") I could forgive that man many things, but signing away the U.S. Constitution, and the Bill of Rights, IS TREASON, and is UNPARDONABLE.
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A Dr I met.
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W.
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All of my ex's
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male: Baloney Obama Female: Hillary Clinton
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My dad. I would probably prefer to slap my uncle, but I don't think I could stop myself with just a whack. Also, I think my dad would benefit from a good whacking now and again
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Kevin Bacon
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Myself. And by no consequences, I'm supposing that would include that it would not hurt?
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Tom Sims. He gets me in so much trouble. Wait a minute! that's me. Oh well, that's the answer.
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George Bush
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I was gonna say Gearge Bush, but he was taken, then Tony Blair, taken also, so now I say our Australian Prime Minister John Howard. He is Bush's heel licker and believe me- he could do with a few good smacks. Anyone wanna join me?
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President George W. Bush. And I would make it hurt.
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GWB and his deputy sherrifs definitely get my vote!
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I cannot answer this question in fearing that the US FBI would come to my house and arrest me!! Everyone here knows who I mean! Time to get my hate on, and I can't pick one person, there's just too many... Inessa Boruchova Bianca Reese Mrs Gould Mrs Schiffer Jocelyn Arias Jose Moreno Valerie Caputo(basically, all sluts that I know) (If something I fear comes true...) The whole entire staff at G.W. Hewlett High School!!!
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Michael Jackson, he is just a weirdo.
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Rupert Murdock. Not that it would do the least bit of good.
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Myself. To help sort myself out and focus my mind on the things i need to focus on.
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It would be this girl who insists on making my life a living hell i'm leave it at that .. and umm George Bush ...
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Male-John Edwards the psychic....lol Female-Paris Hilton then with the remainder of my swing, Lindsey Lohan
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paris hilton
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Bill Gates, to get all the bugs out of his head. Right now his head looks like Wrinkled Swiss cheese.
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Hillary Clinton
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I wouldn't smack anyone because it would be a total waste of my time. And I don't like smacking people up side the head. Doesn't make me or the other person feel good. :
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The first person that says the word " can't ". I don't care which person it is each day, just the first one uttering the word "can't".
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Suddam Hussein, even though he is dead. So I guess he would'nt be resting in peace after all.
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For starters, our idiot president...it's been said, but that man is flushing this country down the toilet and I think he deserves all the smacks we 'baggers can round up! And the two stinky girls who acted like my friends and were going to be bridesmaids and then backed out. Especially the one who did it by stopping all contact with me a week before my wedding, that was pretty awesome :) Oh and Katie Couric. I dont know why, but I can't stand her! And the Olson twins. Maybe crack their heads together...save the energy of having to swing twice, lol
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My first voice teacher, he actually had a lot of experience teaching and the scary thing is how useless his teaching actually is. Besides he actually works with little kids and who knows how good they sound working with him.
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No one.. my attention span is not THAT good. =X
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No one.. my attention span is not THAT good. =X
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After much thought, I would have to say..no one. The people I dislike enough to want to smack, I avoid so if I were to smack them every day I would have to be around them.
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A certain bag that I work with
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I guess it is a toss-up between Jerry Falwell, James Dobson, and Pat Robertson. Oh, and can I use a stinky, wet, dead fish?
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I'm sorry because I know that it would be so much more effective if I chose some evil world leader, but I can't help it, I have to say my ex-husband.... I am sorry.
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I'm actually surprised no one wrote my name down. I think it would have to be my brother. He has a tendency to do things that defy logic or reason or understanding.
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My brother-in-law. He blames my sister for being pregnant with twins... told her she would have to get a 2nd job to pay for the added "burden". He won't move away from his family, who don't help at all... our family would help in any way we could! I would even offer free day care for the kids (I already have mine all day, what is a fe more!) He's a moron!
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Tony Blair for being a total ass, he should leave now the UK have lost faith in him. Cherie Blair for earning so much money and then taking freebies, like she needs to and for being ugly, does that count? Peaches Geldof for stealing and not being prosecuted because of who she is.
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My little brother for wearing his pants down by his knees.
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a kid from my school who is hella annoying. that happened to my uncle in boarding school when he was living in England, and the person who did it did it really hard with a fat knobby ring that hed turn around to smack him with and made my uncle bleed from the head everyday, and only reason of smacking him was b/c he didnt like him.
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