How do you make a papercut on your toungue feel better?
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Eat Jalepenos.
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Suck on a penis. It has healing potion inside.
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Eat a raw persimmon! Better idea. Don't ever lick paper. There are really better things to tongue.
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You don't need to offer solutions, just be there for it as a friend. Sometimes that is all that matters.
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OOOOH, this is right up my alley. Doctors here have been amazed at the healing powers of my tongue. In fact, they were going to put me into a big building where I would go around healing people with my tongue. You're complaint is easilly fixed, I'll come round to your place, lend you my tongue (as long as I stay attached) all you have to do is supply a couple of bottles of something nice. I guarrantee?? a complete cure inside of six months using my five day a week method.
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Why do you have a papercut on your tongue? lol Eat something cold, like ice cream and it will numb it.
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That's a hard one. Difficult place to put a band aid.
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It has scientifically been shown that saliva contains a healing compound. http://jada.ada.org/cgi/content/full/132/3/282-a Therefore, since you already have your own saliva, you might ask a cooperative friend for a kiss for a boost for your immune system...
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