It was Vegas...I was drunk...need I say more? WAIT!...what did I do!?
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POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT
ANSWERS: 39
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As they say: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. I'd just try not to think about it lol.
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You slept with my dog officer
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Gambled away half a year's salary.
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You borrowed 1 thousand dallors from me and signed an agreement to pay 100% interest daily. I want my money, tomorrow.:)
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..with my luck i'd have married a 3 foot tall lesbian with no teeth lol
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I've got the pictures. Now pay up.
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You hit the strip at 7AM with two beers in your pocket, were refused access to an after hours club because you were wearing cargo shirts and sloppy t shirt, you gave one of your beers to a guy from Illinois, you got lost on your way back to the MGM, so you hailed a cab and leaned on the hood asking for a ride, when you open the passenger door, he told you to get in back, when you closed the passenger door he took off, you had to pee so you sat on a bench at a bus stop, there was a hedge behind you but you whipped it out anyways, and sat there, pissing on the curb at 7:45 on a Sunday morning, you go back to the MGM and have a cigarette, pass out and hit your head on the ashtray without knowing and a security guard suggests you go to your room. You get an hour of sleep wake up drunk as shit and hurting, you fly an hour back to the Bay Area, and have to drive home, you throw in a chew and listen to "Goodbye Says it All" by the 90's country band Blackhawk.........at least that's what I did.
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had a one night stand.
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Oh honey you're hurting mt feelings...don't you remember Elvis...and The "I do's" ?
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Nothing you need (or want) to remember.... take 2 aspirins and a tall glass of water, sleep it off.... nobody can blame you for anything: it's Vegas baby!
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We wouldn't know Police! What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!!!!!!
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Hmmnnnn nothing much ... don't worry , we were all drunk ! wait !!! Is this some kind of a trap ,officer ?!?!?! .. :)
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I been looking for you! Where is she? I am really goining to kick your ? never mind just bring her home!
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I got it all on video!
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You thought you were Celine Dione and went on stage and sung "My heart will go on" The City will never recover..............
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You tried to find someone to marry you! Don't worry, the outfit scared them away!
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I'll bet they offer alcohol in very close proximity to all the gambling areas.
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the roulette table has a badge now
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You maxed out your credit cards at "The Ranch"
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dont worry, your memory will return when the credit card bill comes!!!
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I don't know?..as long as you don't remember what I did:):) It is all good yo:)::) We can pinky swear if you want:):)LOL:)
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Don't worry about it... I just think we should shake hands, move past this whole ordeal, vow stay far away from Tequila, and agree to never speak of this again. By the way... I already filed for an annulment. ;)
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I'm not telling.....but I'll show you again!! LOL +5 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1291484
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shit and pissed on yourself and lost all your $$ on a prostitute who thankfully wears condoms and gets checked out frequently.
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what happens in vegas, stays in vegas!!
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nothing, vegas was shut down for a few days because one of the hotels caught on fire
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Sneak into Siegfried and Roy's private mansion and jump up and down on their gigantic tiger water bed! MEOW!!
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What happened in Vegas.... Stays in Vegas!!!!!
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Ummm, well... you kinda danced and sang a little too much at the hotel lounge, forgot your last name, and apparently you hooked up with someone's dog... I have the pictures and the video clips... Soooo, where's my money? And don't tell me you lost it in the slot machines!!! LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zok3tTtqkoI
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Remember...what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...need I say more?
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Oh goodness...I think we're married :)
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Did you Fire your GUN, the one behind your Zipper!
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I WAS IN VEGAS??????
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You owe me 100 dollars for the beer i bought you.
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I'd love to go to Vegas!!
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what happens in vegas stays in vegas. you should have never brought it up.
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lost my fortune, got married, got annuled, went back, happened again :S
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a big car accident and im talking from the hospital
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Lets just say in a few months, when people ask you, how's your babies are doing? It won't be rats their referring too...;)jk Looks like many female abers had the time of their lives w Police in Hot pursuit... Hey, do you think you mighta cranked out as many as that crazy female in Whittier with what six kids? Plus, another eight, right? Damn, Police, you'll have to get rid of Aiden and Aris, because your twenty something offspring might get pooped on... (Mind you, they'll be making plenty of poop of their own...)
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