What's the best way to annoy a professor that annoys the entire class?
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thebigstick
ANSWERS: 6
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Ask a lot of questions with really obvious answers. That works wonders.
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Excessive flatulence.
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Constantly say, "Can you repeat that"?
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organize everyone to do the same thing a the same time. for example everyone wad up paper at the same time or yawn in unison. In middle school we made our math teacher cry by doing that.
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Your question is unclear. Are you talking about a professor who annoys the entire class or a technique that will annoy the whole class? Maybe you should probably study harder and quit jerking off.
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Ask frequent questions, but NEVER ask a question related to the subject they teach. If for instance your professor teaches physics ask them questions like "I'm confused which one is the verb and which one is the noun again?" Or if your professor teaches literature, "I still don't get it. Is acceleration the derivative of speed or the integral?" Or if your professor teaches math, "So if I could asexually reproduce would I be essentially cloning myself?" If you happen to get them to take the bait don't let up. All it takes is one to get it started and others might join in. Enjoy if that doesn't work walk in to class every day with a pillow, blanket and an alarm clock. Sit down set the alarm clock for 5 minutes before the end of class put your pillow on your desk and take a nap. Let the alarm clock go off Ignore it until the end of class. Cheers, Ryan
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