A guy did both a few days ago. I was backing out of a parking space and some whack job who apparently did not know how to drive honked and flipped me off when he almost hit me. I figured he wanted to discuss his issues so I stopped blocking the way and got out and walked toward his car. I guess my size was a bit more than he had thought and threw it in reverse and left. I just laughed and went back to my car.

Last week, when I deliberately almost ran someone off an exit on-ramp into a guard rail. It was busy, rush hour traffic. I was on an on-ramp which merges with another ramp just before merging onto the interstate. Traffic was packed, but I had a nice hole available for me to merge into before my lane ran out. When I put on my signal and started to move over, the *sshole behind that space deliberately sped up and got bumper-to-bumper with the car in front of him to cut me off. I had NO place to go. My lane was rapidly running out with a guard rail coming up on my side. There were too many cars behind me trying to merge to attempt to slow down. And no other spaces were available for me to slide into anyway. So I merged into him. I figured either the guy would back off, or he would try to brave it out and hope I'd chicken out. And since it was a young guy in a small car (with a spoiler and one of those big, fat, stupid fart mufflers, no less), I was rather comfortable with the feeling that he would avoid my 14 year old car. And I was right. He refused to slow down to let me in, but I didn't give a cr*p. So he ran halfway out of the lane and almost into the guard rail before we cleared and he could get on the interstate. I know there was a lot of honking by him. And I'm assuming there was a finger and colorful language mixed with it, too. It was the guard rail on one side for me, or the guard rail on the other side for him. And I'm NOT going to hit a guard rail because of some *sshole like that. Don't. F*ck. With. The. Chief.

I actually followed them and jumped out of my car and ripped their door open, It was just a kid and he started screaming he was sorry. I just walked away. It was nightime and all I saw was the finger in the window after "they" cut me off. A few years ago Mike Tyson cut me off and gave me the finger also. I didnt try that trick with him though. LOL

In my area everyone knows my red jeep. No one will ever honk their horns at me. Actually they will give me right of way without my asking for it. When I go to the city I take the car and a driver. There some honking does happen. But I leave it to the driver to react.