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Old Navy. No doubt about it.
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Only the best....
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It says right there, Blood Red, probably a flowing red robe.
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Velcro and spandex for sure! Oh and he probably has a duct-tape wallet. Everyone knows God invented duct-tape...
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boots with the fur.
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he created mater and your mind Im sure he would present himself as comfortably as possible for you. what would an all knowing being wear, most likely coveralls
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Lace panties and a Wonderbra.
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The space around Him.
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This passage seems to indicate that at least Jesus was a transvestite: Luke 22:35 & 36: Jesus asked them, "When I sent you without purse, bag, or sandals, did you lack anything?" "Nothing" they answered. He said to them "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword sell your cloak and buy one." And you know what they say, like father like son
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Whatever kind he wants.
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As long as he's not wearing baggy pants down around his hamstrings showing his lowered boxers and buttcrack, looking like a total tool when trying to run, then his wardrobe would prolly be okay with me. I find the idea of a concept wearing clothes quite humerous.
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white linen see through robes :D
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Top Hat, Sunglasses, a laser Gun, Jet Pack, Denim Jeans, black belt, and a large gold bling bling
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It's metaphorical. God wasn't making wine either. This was a prophecy regarding war and the Jewish version of the messiah. They do not believe that this messiah was Jesus. Christians, however, do. The meaning of these passages vary between Christians and Jews. 63:1-6 The prophet, in vision, beholds the Messiah returning in triumph from the conquest of his enemies, of whom Edom was a type. Travelling, not as wearied by the combat, but, in the greatness of his strength, prepared to overcome every opposing power. Messiah declares that he had been treading the wine-press of the wrath of God, Re 14:19; 19:13, and by his own power, without any human help, he had crushed his obstinate opposers, for the day of vengeance was determined on, being the appointed season for rescuing his church. Once, he appeared on earth in apparent weakness, to pour out his precious blood as an atonement for our sins; but he will in due time appear in the greatness of his strength. The vintage ripens apace; the day of vengeance, fixed and determined on, approaches apace; let sinners seek to be reconciled to their righteous Judge, ere he brings down their strength to the earth. Does Christ say, I come quickly? let our hearts reply, Even so, come; let the year of the redeemed come. As you can see, metaphor.
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I'm not certain...but I think some of his angels wear AB COATs. :-)
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Sounds like a jeans and t-shirt kind of dude to me....
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Flannel.
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Presumably extra large, and machine-washable: Isaiah 63:3 "I have trodden the winepress alone; and of the people there was none with me: for I will tread them in mine anger, and trample them in my fury; and their blood shall be sprinkled upon my garments, and I will stain all my raiment."
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A ball sack holder and leather arm straps
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His favorite is a lovely leather ensemble made from the flesh of non-believers. Jesus finds the get-up to be quite embarrassing, and says things to God like "Hell no, you are not wearing that outside!"
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holey undewear
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I don't know, but they say the devil wears Prada :)
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He wears righteousness as cloak and justice as his crown.
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Birkenstocks.
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jeans
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God actually wears an ankle length, white silk robe trimmed with gold braid ...
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pink panties, and mittens on his feet.
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havent you seen the pitures? long flowing robes of course and a beard of wisdom.
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I always picture Him in a toga-type thing. Sort of a bedsheet. But I have clearly been influenced by centuries of western art and images. For that matter I also picture him as an old white guy with a beard. Like a skinny Santa after a white sale at Macy's. Or Morgan Freeman.
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A jacket. It must be cooooooold up there in the clouds...
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Technocolored dreamcoat!
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He wears infinity.
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He's sporting an ensemble that is the result of a collaboration of Donatello Versace and Yves St. Laurent. He is also wearing CK One.
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I see him wearing a white robe, sorta like Hugh Hefner's.
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Real God ,.. no idea keithold . But in movies , some designer wear ..,always :)
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The universe.
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Clouds, stars, mountain ranges, redwood forests, oceans and fire.
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Total brightness
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Old Navy performance fleece.
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A mantle of love And respect for all living things
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show me any picture and i will tell you
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A thong, it has to be.
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I hope nothing less than knee-high boots, a pirate's hat, and leopard speedos.
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Baby seal fur, mink, and whale skin flip flops.
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Golf attire. Plaid pants, polo shirt (lime green) and a plaid hat with a pom pom on tops..oh and black socks with white shoes.
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FUBU
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you and me.
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