What`s the best excuse you ever gave your boss?
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duckmysick
ANSWERS: 7
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"I don't remember having forgotten a thing." ~~~like a roller coaster, he had to think about it for awhile -- then it threw him for a loop!!
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My ex-boss was a jackass.He never left any room for excuses.At present I've a real good one,so I don't ned to give any excuse.
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I need to go home early because I talked to my wife at lunch and she said that she wants to get pregnant. I want to be there when it happens!
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I had a viagra erection and it wouldn't go down! Not a good thing in a male prison!!!
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dont blame me, i gave it the best i could
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I told her I had an "internship", when in reality, I wanted to change my hours because I had found another job.
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Not so much an excuse, but I did call in stupid. I was taking Zyban to help quit smoking and when I woke up I could not concentrate or focus. So I called in Stupid.
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