Whats the funniest metaphor you have ever come across?
by 
thisisitimfalling
ANSWERS: 6
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Why can you not circumsize Muslims? Because there are no end to those pricks.
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The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
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Since I have a cold, this one was the funniest to me: Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
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"Her vocabulary was as bad as...like whatever"
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A mixed one: When my boss said to my co-worker in a meeting ... "Either sh*t or get off the fence!"
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having to fire one of his two best friends, ted approached jill and said' "i have to lay you or jack off.
Moongrim 
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