It's really COLD this winter...... HOW COLD IS IT? Well, it's so cold _____________________.
by 
Mrs. C
ANSWERS: 25
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I saw a penguin wearing ear muffs.
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I sleep very early ,now a days :)
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the brass monkey's balls have dropped off.
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A hooker offered to give me a blow dryer.
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I'm finding it difficult to find my weenie:)
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http://www.winteriscool.com/category/its-so-cold-that/ here's some funny ones My favorite- Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets
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It was so cold... hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs! It was so cold . . . when we milked the cows, we got ice cream! It was so cold . . . UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii! http://www.athropolis.com/jokes3-3.htm
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Our lemons froze, fell on the ground after the high winds arrived, and shattered in millions of pieces! :(
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it's...really...cold... ha ha ha i couldn't think of anything ^.^!
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that the moisture in my nose freezes.
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Its so cold that I saw someone busting a poodle off of a fire hydrant. --David Letterman
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It would freeze the Balls off brass Monkey!
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It's so cold outside, it is TURTLE weather.
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MY PRIVATES ARE STILL UNDER THE ELECTRIC BLANKET
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enough to feel it!
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we sucked all the cold out of California!
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it been so cold that i have a permenent nip on
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the statue of liberty in new york hrbor,stuck the tourch up her dress.
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...cows are producing frozen milk.
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stepped outside and pissed ice cubes, ever see a cube come out of a round hole well I can tell you it hurts like hell ... ~Nemo~
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that I saw the sun had put on a down winter coat this morning.
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I'm sorry. All of the old idioms that I can think of are too crude.
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I woke to find 6 ice cubes in my bed and when they defrosted they went PHAAAAARP!
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49 degrees right this minute and the high will be in the 70s, I just heard the weather report!
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that Snowmen are wondering where Global Warming is. ha
Ironhead 
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