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by kyliee18 on January 19th, 2007

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What was your worst foot in mouth moment?

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  • by Metaphiz on January 19th, 2007

    Metaphiz

    My wife received some PJs for her birthday. When she held them up I said, "Hey, those look like they'll fit James." James is a 320 pound friend of ours.

    She was pregnant at the time. . . They fit her. . .I slept on the coach.

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  • by bonesy on January 19th, 2007

    bonesy

    probly last night when i sent a text message that was ment for my girlfriend, to my boss saying 'your so cute' hahahahaahaaa

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  • by Biggie15 on January 19th, 2007

    Biggie15

    When my friends foot literally entered my mouth

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  • by Amorphous Blob on June 6th, 2009

    Amorphous Blob

    I was at the bakery counter at a local grocery store, and the friendly guy with a hat on was taking my order or getting my cake or something. Behind him I saw a picture of a bald guy on the wall captioned "Otto Skoog, Bakery Manager". I nodded toward it and joked "I think I'd change my name". About 2 seconds later I realized that Otto was the guy helping me.

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  • by Moongrim on June 6th, 2009

    Moongrim

    I Do.

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  • by keithold is a prodigal bagger on January 19th, 2007

    keithold is a prodigal bagger

    G'day Kyliee18,

    Thank you for your question.

    I have had quite a few which I prefer to regret. One of the worst was putting down a television quiz show and then remembering that that person had been on it.

    The thing to do is try not to get mortified by your mistake and to try not to make the same mistake again.

    Sir John Gielgud the British actor was known for it. After watching Richard Burton in a performance of Hamlet, he promised to come back when you're better which he hurriedly changed to ready.

    Hope that you don't have too many of them.

    Regards

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  • by eddie1 on January 19th, 2007

    eddie1

    When I called my girlfriend at the moment my ex's name.

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  • by Jen-Jen on June 6th, 2009

    Jen-Jen

    I haven't had one, yet.

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  • by Millenium - The Mysterious M. . . GONE! on June 6th, 2009

    Millenium - The Mysterious M. . . GONE!

    I remember it vividly. I was sitting on the Disneyland monorail facing the other seat of people and the woman looked to be about 8 months pregnant. So I asked, "When's your baby due?" to which she retorted, "Actually. . . .I just HAD it!" Everyone around me looked at me like, "When are you going to swallow that frog in your throat!" After that, I DON'T ask "pregnant" questions, any more!

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  • by iDeath on June 6th, 2009

    iDeath

    When's the baby due.....not pregnant
    Is your son in? you mean my husband?
    The list goes on and on........

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  • by scubabob on June 6th, 2009

    scubabob

    I am a FIM virgin. I can't wait...it'll be good.
    I've been fortunate enough not to have been born with the yak gene so there's no FIM to deal with.

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  • by uncacal on June 6th, 2009

    uncacal

    Sitting in bar"A"
    Song comes on juke box.
    Say to my friend I hate this song.
    Guy at next tablesays I played ths song.
    I explain that actually the song was okay, but whenever I'm in bar "B", the band plays this song long, loud and badly.
    Guy at next table says that's my band!

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  • by lovebettafish on June 7th, 2009

    lovebettafish

    That would be when I said 'Congratulations' to a mother at the daycare centre for expecting another baby, but she looked me in the face and said "I am not pregnant'. All I could do was profusely say how sorry I was. +5

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  • by RubyDoobyDoo on June 7th, 2009

    RubyDoobyDoo

    One of my good friends lives in a trailer park, I completely zoned when our group started talking about storms and tornados and such- I said, "Yeah like trailer parks being a magnet for tornados" I suppose in retrospect it wasn't THAT bad, but I felt bad that I brought it up- she's told me before that she's embarrassed about living in a trailer park. *UGH*

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  • by DWreck on January 19th, 2009

    DWreck

    I've had plenty of them.

    The worst was probably when we were talking about my former boss and how nasty her teeth were, and she happened to be standing behind a shelf organizing stuff.

    I've now learned the lesson (and applied it to my life) If I don't have anything nice to say, then to say nothing at all.

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  • by dea_ex_machina on June 7th, 2009

    dea_ex_machina

    I was working in an office. One of the clerks (aged late 50s) walked in with bright pink cheeks, pale face - looking like she had a touch of flu - so I said: "Are you ok? you look a little ill"
    Turned out she ws trying new makeup!!

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