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ANSWERS: 9
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Have one of your friends have sex with one of them and make sure the other person catches them.
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Being tempted by someone thats hot in looks! that person hits on he or she.
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Sleep with one of them?? Trying to break someone up?
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If one wants kids and the other doesn't; they divorce over something petty. They should always agree to never have children.
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But I won't give 100% breakup guarantee!
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Read "Othello". By Shakespeare. I can't say this is easy though.
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Ok, so you beat the neighbours wife with a pipe, then blame either one of the people you want to break up.
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Point out the flaws in why they got together in the first place; then the frustrations they experience today. If you don't know the answers to any of that you have no right to comment, let alone "break up", a couple...
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Find out what , deep down, that keeps them together, then erode that quality in each of them by talking manipulatively to the other. Alternatively, find out the things they DONT have in common, and accentuate these differences by talking to them individually. If you resemble Glenn Close, & they have a pet white rabbit, kill it. ( obscure movie reference joke - just ignore if you dont get it)
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