What would be the worst thing a waiter could do?
by 
roserose100
ANSWERS: 38
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Spit in the food
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Give you a really hot bath with your tea.
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Touch my food...I am so touchy with my food
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Set fire to himself, whirling into a government minister, whose bodyguards react too violently, spraying the restaurant with machine gun fire, causing alarms to go off in nearby buildings, suggesting to a local police administrator that there has been a terrorist attack, leading to the launch of intercontinental ballistic missiles, destroying the Earth, and, in turn opening up a latent black hole causing the collapse of the universe. That, or bringing me a cold espresso.
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Spit in food, use a dirty cup, drop food and not get new stuff, rub silverware where the sun dont shine - or watch the movie with Dane Cook and see what all they do!! But please refrain from doing any of it! I swear good tippers do exist!! lol
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Drop your food on the floor, pick it up and put it back on the plate and serve it to you.
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everything the waiters did in the movie waiting... if you havent seen it, they do a "line up" everyone who works there will pass your plate and do something to it. like rub it on the floor, spit in it and make it un-noticable or add hair (pubic or head) boogers, there are some sick people out there so i wouldnt piss off any waiters if you know what i mean! GROSS!
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Sneeze or cough over my food.
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spill on the people he's waiting on...we were in a restaurant when the waiter spilled his entire tray of drinks on the people he was serving. ugh!
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A wet fart whilst you're eating your Mississippi Mud Pie.
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Give someone who has a life/death allergy the wrong dish..or not know what ingredients are used in the food and give the person with the allergy the wrong information so he/she would innocently order something that could potentially kill him/her.
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Kill you, that would just kinda ruin my dead...
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Blow the foam off your beer with a fart.
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Pull your chair while you are about to sit!
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Spill a bit of wine on your shirt. Oh the humanity!
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Give a pickup line to ur date or wife o_O
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Spill a drink on you.
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Bodily secretions of any shape and size.
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"Forget" to bring me my change...that has happened on a couple of occasions. Dumb move...VERY dumb move...I'm a BIG tipper!
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PISS OFFTHE COOK!
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dress as a waitress
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Stand by your table with his hand out waiting for the tip he didn't earn.
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Have dirt up their nails. "Here's your food" URGH
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Give terrible service and still expect a tip. This happened to me once and I gave her a nickel :)
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spill your food all over you and still expect a tip!
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hair in my food.
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i would be mad if they made me pay more than i need to and still expect a tip!
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fart as he took my order
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Sneeze or cough while bringing the food....
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Anally rape and then kill me?
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You tell your waiter: "There's a fly in my soup" His response "Oh, I'm sorry, let me fetch you a fork"
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DUMP YOUR ORDER IN YOUR LAP
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aim the bottle of shaken champayne at you and the pressure of the cork poppin it hits you in the face and then he sprays it everywhere like he has won a grand prix.lol
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Smoke while serving me! Coughing & not washing their hands! Scratching their head or other places!!
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shit in your food
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call me guy
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1] Put his dirty fingers in the food.. 2] Use the same unwashed plate that was used by a 100 people before u... 3] Blow a nuclear missile towards a fly sitting on your nose... [And it flies away.] 4] Give you food with Worms and Roaches crawling in it... 5] Spray mosquito-repellent over your food to kill Mosquitoes... [Giving you the same food with the repellent and dead mosquitoes still in it.] 6] Do all of the above things and still expect a $100 for a tip..
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Gently set the food on the table, barf and pass out..YURK!!
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