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To sniff peoples crotches...though I dont think you have to teach them that....
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How to drive. I leave them in the car when I go to the store sometimes;)
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How to kill a man.
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... how to aim & discharge firearms ... and how to detonate explosives ...
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Sic 'em!!
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To beg!
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Don't teach them to bite, bark or chase after a mailman.
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I have found teenage girls teaching their dogs to lick their pussy. They themselves may be enjoying it but it is a big nuisance to women who visit their homes. The dog keeps smelling at the wrong places of the visiting ladies. Its also a big embarrassment to the owner of the dog. This is one training dogs can do without.
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How to open the door! :)
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Jumping up on people or getting on furniture, especially if it's a large dog. And never feed a dog from the table, it teaches begging.
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