by talk2express on January 4th, 2009

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What is slower than a tortoise?

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  • by JgrumpyC on January 4th, 2009

    JgrumpyC

    My internet connection.

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  • by DueceGod - doGeceuD on January 4th, 2009

    DueceGod - doGeceuD

    Old people driving

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  • by Bull wears a COAT of many colours on January 21st, 2009

    Bull wears a COAT of many colours

    Molasses in January.

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  • by Tree Frog on January 20th, 2009

    Tree Frog

    dial-up.

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  • by -_You Can Leave Your Hat On....- on January 20th, 2009

    -_You Can Leave Your Hat On....-

    the response i get when i ask ppl to give me a hand with the washing up ha!

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  • by vera city on January 20th, 2009

    vera city

    the tortoise's tail

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  • by justmesuzanne on January 4th, 2009

    justmesuzanne

    All good answers! You know, actually, tortoises and turtles and box turtles are not all that slow. They get along at a pretty good clip when they want to!

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  • by j ninja... on January 4th, 2009

    j ninja...

    A Sloth

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  • by Talimze on January 4th, 2009

    Talimze

    Greenland

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  • by mtndewman44 on January 4th, 2009

    mtndewman44

    Me at 2AM

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  • by Takei-Shihan on January 4th, 2009

    Takei-Shihan

    ... evolution ...

    ... erosion ...

    ... ice ages ...

    ... the second coming of Christ ...

    ... middle east peace talks ...

    ... the acquisition of increased wisdom ...

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  • by Ironhead on January 4th, 2009

    Ironhead

    A slug.

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  • by GR3G80T on January 4th, 2009

    GR3G80T

    a snail

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  • by BritterKinz on November 17th, 2009

    BritterKinz

    a snail
    or a two-toed sloth

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  • by -Icy- on July 17th, 2009

    -Icy-

    slug

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  • by Ailsa on July 17th, 2009

    Ailsa

    me after a big meal lol

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  • by shadiii on January 21st, 2009

    shadiii

    some people's brain !

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  • by Lights Squared on March 6th, 2009

    Lights Squared

    a rock

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  • by Ripple is back on January 21st, 2009

    Ripple is back

    My computer

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  • by Anonymous on January 20th, 2009

    Anonymous

    An arthritic tortoise.

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  • by iwnit on January 20th, 2009

    iwnit

    a hare:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare

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  • by S...IGH on January 20th, 2009

    S...IGH

    me all the time

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  • by Anonymous on March 6th, 2009

    Anonymous

    a snail, the plate shift underneath california, annnddd... internet explorer.

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  • by raindancer on March 6th, 2009

    raindancer

    The line at the DMV. (Department of Motor Vehicles)

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  • by Sophie -- Tortoise on July 15th, 2009

    Sophie -- Tortoise

    a snail
    and btw tortoises are not slow... well myn isnt. he runs like a spider :D

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  • by Legend In Your Own Mind on July 15th, 2009

    Legend In Your Own Mind

    A dead tortoise
    Fossilization
    Universe expanding
    W's presidency
    Getting behind me when driving. I try to get there in one piece. Don;'t like it? Tough luck. It ain't crowded walking. ;p

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  • by mtndewman44 on March 7th, 2009

    mtndewman44

    My income

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  • by Schonberg on March 7th, 2009

    Schonberg

    A politician admitting they were wrong!

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  • by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on March 7th, 2009

    CaRbOnPrOdUcK is  Baccuss

    My husband telling a new joke.

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  • by andy00892 on April 14th, 2010

    andy00892

    A black guy in the depths of winter on a cold frosty summers eve in narnia.

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