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  • The last time I was invited to a family reunion I wore a black studded leather outfit, complete with a gothic girl half my age on a leash. No one approached me to ask me annoying personal questions. And I've not been invited back to anymore reunions either.
  • Thank God that reunions are not that often. Like any social setting people tend to act more like dogs getting to know eachother-they sniff you up and down ask you the proverbial dog sniff questions like "so what do you do?" (sniff) "Are you married?" (sniff) "do you have kids?" (sniff). "So you seem to have lost weight", (sniff). Rather than stand there, say proudly with head up high "Yes I am divorced, can't have children, gainfully unemployed and suffer from bulimia-so how the f**ck are you?" with a smile of course;)

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