Sir, what's in the trunk?
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Discipline
ANSWERS: 6
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Are you sure you want to find out?
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My brothe-r-eerrr-- I mean, I mean, chicken broth! I'm donating to the poor today
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It's a treasure chest that was found partially exposed on the beach over there (pointing.) It may have been buried by Black Beard the pirate himself. I haven't really opened it yet so I don't know what is inside of it. I can only guess, but then again, it would only be speculation. Chances are your question can be answered by actually opening up the trunk, or chest, or whatever you want to all it. But since I was the one who discovered it, I should be the one who opens it. After all, it was found on a public beach and I am the public, so technically it does belong to me. Finders keepers as the phrase goes. Of course, if I choose not to open the truck and instead look behind door #2, that would be strictly my decision. Of course if I decide to go for what's behind door #2, I might forfeit my right to what's inside the trunk. Life has a lot of tough decisions doesn't it?
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Er...hmmm... *Jumps on police officer, swinging a hammer.* YOU!! Muwahaha!
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Thrown Shoes...belongs to George W Bush!
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A 33 pound bag of dog food
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