What would you do if you saw a person letting their dog poop on your garden and never bothered to scoop it up?
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Charmaine Jay
ANSWERS: 12
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I would scoop it up.. place it in a prettily wrapped box and place it on their doorstep.
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I'd give that person hell. It's their dog, I shouldn't have to clean up after it.
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Under fairly normal circumstances I'd walk over to them, observe the person and his or her dog to see if they appeared retarded, if not I'd have to ask them what their friggin problem is and to please pick up the poo poo. If they refused then I'd take a picture of them in my garden and of the poo poo in question and call the po po's on them. The poo poo po po's, I saw them on Animal Planet I think.
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It's happened with my lawn. I said, "hey, I don't appreciate you bringing your dog to my yard to poop, please clean it up and don't bring him here again".
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What I have done in the past. Tell them not to let their dog do that in my yard. If they did it again I would pick it up with a shovel and throw it on their sidewalk ( I have actually done this). If the only way to get along is to let people walk on me then I just don't have to get along.
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If after a couple of requests/warnings I would call the local animal control. Our city has strict codes regarding walking your dog and cleaning up after it.
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Scoop all this poo...And put it in his yard. Another option is to imitate the "stinky meat project", that means, getting about 20 pounds of meat (I think), putting them in you neighbour's yard and see what happens with the meat.
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Post it though their letter box!
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I would tell them they're defacing my property and suggest that they bring plastic bags when they walk their dog. If they don't like the idea, I would tell them it's against the law to not clean up after your dog and they could be fined, especially when I report it. For more information on dog clean up, see my article at wehow.com: http://wehow.ehow.com/how_2029000_pick-up-dog-poop-pinch.html
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I'd scoop it up (of course), put it in a paper bag, knock on their door, turn the bag upside down, thus causing the poo to fall on their head.
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I would get one of those discarded toilets from the junk yard and place it on their lawn. I would use really long spikes to keep the toilet in place. Then bribe a few homeless people with canned beans to use it.
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I would pick it up myself and throw it at the owner of the dog so he smells like that all day.
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