by Mephistopheles on December 28th, 2008
Shoot them and bury them in the others' backyard just to confuse the hell out of everybody
by Arisztid in a COAT of Rromani awareness on December 31st, 2008
There are a couple of fun things to do. You might be able to ascertain that I have had some REALLY bad neighbors.
If you have poison ivy or oak, put rubber gloves on and grab a handful of leaves, rub them on their door handles. Be sure to toss out the gloves and wash your hands.
If they have external phone cords, shove a pin through the cord and cut it off at both ends. Rub the covering back over the holes. It is invisible and will require that they replace the phone cord AFTER a lengthy search to ascertain the problem.
Maple leafs in the gastank are fun if you can do it, push it down with a stick until it cannot be seen, the next fillup should bring it into the gastank. This will not destroy their engine but it will suck up against the fuel intake and stall their car randomly. This was done to me and it drove me insane.
Limburger cheese on their exhaust manifold, if you can get there, is also fun. Limburger cheese on their tailpipe also works. The can NEVER get rid of the smell.
If there are any gaps under their door, get a small mouse from a pet store (make it a brown one... a white one gives away that someone did it and might bring you problems). Slip it under their door in the middle of the night.
Turn your speakers to face the wall and, whenever they start, put on Iron Butterfly's Inna-Gadda-da-Vida at full volume... the long version. I have actually forced neighbors to stop with this.
A drop of gel superglue in their keyholes is also fun. So is supergluing quarters to the sidewalk in front of their doors.
Put random white powdery substances in baggies, tied as the drug users do, and drop them on their doorstep (wear gloves so they cannot fingerprint it). This will drive them bugnuts.
by daemonelson on January 12th, 2009
Water bombs filled with paint. It isn't humourous and coincidental punishment. But it's funny.
by dharmachick on February 21st, 2009
It began last year, in Auguest. The polite knock on the door when I first moved in. The friendly you really have to lower the noise level please letter. The complaints to the management co. What is clear is HE DOES NOT CARE. Nothing has worked. He is young, ROTC and owns a LARGE "puppy". I have to play music ALL the time, turn my tv up the loudest if I am watching a movie and wear ear plugs. The only time I have peace is when he is not home. I have 6 more months in my lease. Every time he allows the dog to run around on MY HEAD, or chew a bone (yes I can hear that) or drop things, I turn up the music. You would think the idiot would figure it out. What do you expect from a kid who has the NERVE to sign all his responses to my complaints with "respectfully" and has a bumper sticker on his car that says "give war a chance." This is why I don't own a gun.
by Darling on January 12th, 2009
O.k, first of all don't turn your stereo up when they do, turn it up in the morning when they are hungover and trying to sleep. As for the brats upstairs, get a broom or some kind of ball and bang on the ceiling at night when they are sleeping, music late at night could also work for them.
by KayJ on December 28th, 2008
Holy crap, I would just move!
by Occams Electric Razor on December 28th, 2008
ok I have 2 sets of really bad neighbors I need to get revenge upon. The first set live beside me
and I suspect sell drugs, but regardless have no jobs and decide to throw parties where
days on end the stereo goes without stop, with the bass so loud my walls shake. Not only do they like to do this for days
but they also invite a crowd of people over at all hours who since it is a gated community ring the buzzer to
get into the gate, of course because his music is so loud he doesn't hear it so they ring mine
hoping I will let them in the gate...then of course once they get in the gate they either pull up outside the building and beep their horns
for the guys to open the door to the building or they ring my doorbell either out of drunken stupor or because again, the guys can't hear their own doorbell.
Once they get into the building they make a lot of noise in the hallway and sometimes knock on my door or bang his for 10 minutes. There's a lot of traffic in and out
of the building and sometimes groups gather in the hallway outside my door and party out there talking and yelling and kicking the walls etc. I went the legal way
I sent them a note asking that they please use some courtesy and watch the volume levels, it did no good. I went over to the apartment and knocked on the door to talk
to them personally and they wouldn't answer the door. I caught one of them leaving the building and kindly asked him to please keep it down a little..it did no good.
I ended up getting into an altercation with him, the police came, asked him to turn it down and it only made them do it more. I went to the rental office, others have complained
as well it seems, I don't know what they did but it made no difference. So I started turning my stereo up when they did..made no difference.
That was bad enough but now I have neighbors that have moved upstairs above me who have 3 kids and must all be pirates with wooden legs because they stomp and run through the house day and night and it .
from 6 in the morning to 12 or later all I hear is thud thud thud..apparently everything they need is always on the other side of the apartment and they need it post-haste.
if it isn't the constant thud of running and jumping it's the sounds of thuds like they are dropping furniture or something. This has gone on for 3 months now so I did the same thing, I
sent them a letter asking that they please be courteous and watch the noise levels. IT only made them louder.
Now I understand living in a condo/apt. etc comes with the fact that you are gonna have noise and I have lived here for about 5 years and had some noisy neighbors and some good neighbors.
Living in the city I expect there to be a certain level of noise but these two groups never stop. It's a good building I know you have to be pretty damned loud to make enough noise for a
neighbor to hear you. But I have been nice about it, tried to do the right thing and go about it the right way, and it has made no difference. So I have 3 months left on my lease and I am not worried about
getting evicted, especially if these assholes haven't so I need some good guerilla tactics to start getting even with these guys.
I have already tried noise/music..it does no good. The police never come when called half the time around here so getting the law involved isn't going to do anything. I could take them to court for being a nuisance but
I don't want to waste the time and resources so judge judy can hit them with a $150 fine and then they never pay it or they pay it and decide to take the cost of it out on my car or something.
SOOOOO I need some help, I need all the revenge ideas you guys have! This is WAR!
by Occams Electric Razor on December 31st, 2008
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Comments
hahha if only murder were an option
by Occams Electric Razor on December 28th, 2008
Wrong option, but good answer lol.
by JustcallmeEve on December 28th, 2008
Har, har, har! Out loud!+
by JimmyG on December 31st, 2008