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Around here, whiskey to fight the cold and sausage for energy is the alternate. But leaving deer sausage is considered in bad taste.
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Leave a bottle of jack and line of blow and I guarantee you get more than good tidings.
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you tied up with a bow!
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hot coco and cheesecake :P...or hmm orange juice and a banana (to help him get up n goin )
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A bottle of Chivas and a hot babe in lingerie would probably break the monotony.
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Viagra
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Brandy or Port and hot mince pies.
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Some beer and peanuts
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Shrimp Cocktail and Champagne
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A super big gulp with a hot dog & top it off with a slurpee & a donut.
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A steak and a winter ale.
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A tall beer and some brownies!!!!!!!
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Vienna sausages and a yoohoo.
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lasagna
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a bit of brandy ! some carrots for the reindeer !! LOL
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Beer and chicken wings!
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a gift in return ,, something he'd appreciate ,, a beard groomer or smthn
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Beef jerky Maple fudge (Both of those to pull out at random later on) For the immediate: Fried chicken Slice of apple pie Coffee And to add to sleigh .. Thermos of coffee Brandy for the coffee
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I'll still make milk and cookies, but spike them with a powerful sedative. Then I'll take all his toys.
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A bottle of wine he would very much like.
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how about pizza, I would say beer, but he's gotta drive the sleigh, so hot chocolate!!!
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Well considering that he probably wouldn't want any more sweets (kids leaving him cookies) or milk (kids again) I would leave him a six pack of the finest beer I know of (for when he is finished ofcourse) and a keg for the elves. As a snack I would leave a make it yourself pizza with all the toppings... because what else goes good with beer than pizza.
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brownies
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Some crispy pepperoni pizza, BBQ chicken wings and a six pack of Bud Light Lime!
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Since this imaginary being has a long trip ahead of him, I think we should leave something travel friendly like a Big Gulp, those yogurt to-go, to-go container of chips, a thermos of hot chocolate...
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Some sexy nude and almost nude photos of his wife!
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I'm sure he would welcome some help yo...;)=)
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How about brownies or pie?
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You!
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Hmm...a long night to get through... Pro plus and red bull!
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