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Yo mama so fat, I had to wear asbestos underwear when I was on top of her so I didn't burn my ass on the lightbulb, then I rolled over twice to get off her and I was still on her, when I finally got off her i was in another timezone. Her belt size is "equator", and she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
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