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When they slap the handcuffs on you. There is no reliable way of judging your own alcohol level without a test.
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you black out, you don't know your name or where you are at
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When I was young if I could throw a bottle over the truck and hit the sign driving 45 + from the drivers seat then I was drunk and needed a new driver. We were young , dumb, and country. You asked, I'm really not proud of it. It was 40 years ago. Don't even drink now.
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When you no longer ask that question.
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I can feel how intoxicated I am. I avoid getting seriously inebriated now. But it want's always so. I've had experience with alcohol since my teens, and am now nearly 65. It's only in recent times that I have religiously avoided overindulgence. It now hurts too much to be worth it.
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When you blow a .08 on the breathalyser, just before you get a free ride downtown.
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When you throw up all over everyone, including yourself. Its especially wonderful when you toss your chunks up inside the car; you know your friends car, because your drunk and he's not. He's driving, and asked you two minutes ago if he needed to pull over so you can barf and you said no. Lets just say after its cleaned & the febreeze is in; sometimes that (puke) scent just lingers... ;( UGH!
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