Do you have a funny diarrhea story?
by 
Liliana Vess
ANSWERS: 5
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I don't know how funny it is, but when I worked in retail, I felt so sorry for another employee, who had to clean up after a customer. She was very overweight, and walked slowly with a cane. She came down with severe diarrhea at the back of the store. She was wearing a dress. This employee had to put on rubber gloves and clean the trail from the back of the store, all the way to the front, into the bathroom, and clean the stall, toilet, and floor. INCLUDING picking up her underwear that were on the floor after she left.
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Yes I do! When I was a kid my mom took me, my sister and my sisters friend to K-mart. My sister and her friend wanted to stay in the car. When we came out to the car they were both crying.......What happened? About 2 hrs earlier my sister found some gum on top of the frig and being the selfish person she has always been she chewed all of it. It was that gum to help you go to the bathroom, it was Feen-a-mint gum. Well anyway while we were in K-mart it started to work!! My sister couldn't wait to go, or make it inside the store so she tried to use an empty RC cola bottle! No, I didn't feel sorry for her, we had to ride home in that car in winter with all the windows down!!!!!!LOL
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Funny to others (like my wife), but not me. We used to take a long trip to my Grandparents about once a month. There was a long stretch of "bottom-land"" that had several bridges over the low land. Well, one week-end, I got real sick and had to leave early. That stretch of "bottom-land" had no convenience stores or gas stations for about 50 miles. Needless to say, my stomach cut loose about half-way, and I was holding with all my might! I finally said "pull over, I gotta GO now"! We were just past one of the bridges, and I ran (as if) as fast as I could, up under the bridge. I barely got my pants down and EXPLODED! But, it WAS almost instant relief! Suddenly, tho', I realized "no toilet paper" and that it had ran down around my shoes! Needless to say, I lost my FAVORITE shirt that day. I cleaned the shoes with Coca-Cola and put them in a sack, in the trunk. Bad, bad day!
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My cat is gassy and has always been. He has a delicate digestive system. Well, when I first got him he had to be on some heavy antibiotics. These antibiotics gave him diarrhea that was only somewhat controlled by other medications. Let me ask you this... Have you ever sharted (that is when your fart has a little extra)? Even more... have you ever been sharted on by a cat?
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When my son was very small, we got a new car seat for him, and I made a really cute padded cover for it. While driving on a deserted stretch of highway, he exploded all over it. He was too young to care, but I had to throw away that car sear cover, and make another one. We stopped a few hours earlier than expected, to take a hotel and give him a proper bath.
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