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MrJosh
ANSWERS: 10
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Because he touched my life with his noodly appendage
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It must be those big juicy meat balls!
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Because if you pray to any other god, and also pray to the FSM, the percentage of your prayers that will actually be answered will be exactly the same. That makes the FSM equal to all other gods in the all-important Prayer Answering Category. The advantage goes to the FSM when you consider dogma. There is none ascribed to worship of the FSM have none. All other religious beliefs are chock-a-block with goofy dogma.
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Because a made-up god can be made to approve anything you like.
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is great satiric fiction. The FSM was created in 2005, by Bobby Henderson in an open letter to the Kansas State Board of Education prior to the Kansas evolution hearings as an argument against the teaching of intelligent design in biology classes. Here is the letter: http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter Mr. Henderson explained, "I don't have a problem with religion. What I have a problem with is religion posing as science." Many Christians agree that intelligent design should not be taught in the class room and the FSM was a unique way of putting across a point. With love in Christ.
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She is great, because when you try to PROVE God scientifically, the Flying Spaghetti Monster can be substituted into every spot where God is mentioned, and come to the same conclusion.
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Because he promises a stripper factory and beer volcano in his heaven.
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Because he touches us all with his noodly appendage. Sure, this causes some of us to need extensive therapy (because he starts touching us at a young age) but that just weeds out the weak. Also, he's got huge balls.
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Because it is a good excuse to dress as a pirate. After all, you have to do so when worshiping the FSM as is stated in this scholarly dissertation: http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/ Also, the arguments for the legitimacy of the FSM and the legitimacy for any other deity are the same.
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Because He provides us with liquor and strippers.
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