Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
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tris992000
ANSWERS: 28
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Anything is possible. I think this is a better theory than most.
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They could well be, but regardless of their origin I think they're GRRRRRRRRRRREAT!
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I think so. He probably went mad watching TV serials
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I think the term is a wheat killer. ;) This one is my favourite!
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could be.the rabbit is getting upset about his not getting any trix!
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Yes! Some poor sap must've choked on a Cheerio. the circles gave it away. Case solved.
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Thats the best explaination I've heard so far.
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LMAO I think that you are onto something there, be carefull they may come after you if they know that you have exposed their secrets....
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I think Snap Crackle and Pop are the culprits.
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Yes. Lets work up a profile based on history and what we know. We know that its organized. Probably one or more involved. Possible military experience reaching to officer level. The circles are made at night or early in the morning. Additives and preservatives are factors but not motivators. The signature is the circle and a small, crunchy berry like object. No spoon, bowl or sugar is left at the crime scene. The circles symbolize a need for wholeness or completeness. The subject has an aversion to sogginess or milk; but seeks the comfort, containment and discipline of some type of vessel. The subject is animated; but experienced with cereal. Subject is neat in appearance and probably comfortable in a uniform. Based on the initial findings there is an 87% probability that Captain Crunch and his crew are the culprits.
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Certainly could , I have been very tempted to investigate the subject. I think as with Serial killers most crop circles are done by members of the male species as a large proportion of women are wheat or grain intolerant. HANG on maybe that means it is the women doing the killing
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Yes I read that Fruit Loops are on the loose, and they want to be noticed, so hence the circles.
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I believe you've solved that mystery. I'm impressed.
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i thought cereal killers killed cereal i guess crop circles could be the work of one
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That would be aMAIZEing!
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Perhaps this person is not a person at all, but a sign from the heavens that we are arrogant for eating pressed legumes for breakfast.
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First it was snap, then crackle, now its pop - must be the work of a cereal killer.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I love it! +2 for the best joke I have heard all day. Thankyou for cheering me up!
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the Muesli Masher! lol
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That is a corny pun, what happened to your rye humor, wheats wrong with you? http://www.wikimapia.org/#y=53681322&x=-1543868&z=19&l=0&m=a
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Sense of humor,eh? Obviously so, those wheat stalks are none to happy!
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No, not since my uncle Theo Craftman was released from prison after serving time as the cereal killer. He is rehabilitated and now he is a weed eater, hence the new and fancy circles being discovered.
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He may have went coo coo for cocoa puffs.
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I don't think there is a grain of truth in it, wether it is oat,wheat,or barley .
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No. It was Mel Gibson getting carried away on the set of Apocalypto. M. Night Shymalan was a little upset because he has the sequel rights to his Signs franchise. I don't see how a cereal killer would have anything to do with a corn field unless he's burying his victims there which is not likely. He would rather consume his victim rather than bury him.
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I am going to try to resist cereal puns, though its hard.. the ones before me are too awesome... No, I think the idea of a SERIAL killer doing crop circles is ludacris. That would require global cooperation from classically introverted people. But lets ignore the other countries for a moment.. for a single crop circle to be created, it would require collaboration between multiple people, and again, we are talking about introverts usually. But honestly, if you had no problem killing people, would you really make a statement by attacking wheat?
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someone killed my wheatties too
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More of the work of supernatural beings. Aliens perhaps
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