If you are lucky

No, with all the agitation required-you will get pudding.

the milk would be in its mammary glands (or whatever they are called in cow anatomy I'm not sure if its the same) not even close or connected with its nose so no!

yeah and it will be well shaken and favoured!

Trick is knowing HOW to make a cow laugh first!

Of course, that is "udderly" routine

No they produce the stuff not drink it and although they are ruminants i do not believe either stomach would contain milk. Although in the EEC they have so much milk production owing to subsidies that they do feed the milk back to calves so if you tickle a calf it could have milk come down its nose while giggling

No, but poo will come flying out the other end at a great speed, be careful telling jokes to a cow in a confined space.

Yes.

i haven't got a clue but your question nearly made my cola come out of my nose !

Pull the udder one. 'sorry !'

Well pregnant women laugh and i dont see any milk coming out of their noses...

Nah, just boogers.

No, corn.

No but the chocolate milk would taste better (lol)

1) I suppose it could happen to baby cows who *drink* milk. 2) "Firstly, when humans produce milk (or coffee, or whatever) from their nose when they laugh, it is because they were drinking it. Cows drink milk only in calfhood; the rest of their lives they drink water (around six gallons a day, although it varies by temperature). So only a baby cow would even be drinking the milk to start with. Secondly, why a cow? All mammals from mice to giraffes produce milk. Furthermore there is no connection between the mammary and the respiratory system. Finally, as far as I am aware, cows cannot laugh in the first place. Some zoologists have recently reported laughter in non-human primates, but not in other mammals." Source and further information: http://blogs.gnome.org/tthurman/2008/01/03/contrafibularities-sir/ Actually, some other mammals than primates seem also to laugh: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laugh#Laughter_in_animals Cows also laugh on cheese boxes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Laughing_Cow 3) I cows could laugh, their milk would probably be healthier: "Laughter increased the levels of breast-milk melatonin in both mothers with AE and healthy mothers, and feeding infants with increased levels of melatonin-containing milk reduced allergic responses in infants. Thus, laughter of mothers may be helpful in the treatment of infants with AE [atopic eczema]." Source and further information: http://equip-u.blogspot.com/2007/07/make-your-breast-milk-healthier-through.html

giggle

Um, no

that would be pretty funny...

Hahahahahahahahaha

Not if it's Kobe beef...they drink beer!!...my kind of cow:)

No....silly! Out it's ears!!

You didn't know? Not milk. That's how we get Laughing Cow cheese ;) lol.

no, cheese.

LMAO!!!

No, it gets sent to California to make commercials!