ANSWERS: 22
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You're all better. PSYCH! You have a day to live. HAAAA!
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you are going to bite the dust
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Well, Bob....I sure hope you haven't made any plans!"
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"Have you ever been to Paris?" Pt: "No." Me: "Well, if you wanna go I'd buy your ticket now and go next week."
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"Hey patient x, I would really like to go golfing. Would'ya mind if I shut off the ventilator now, considering you will likely die in a few days anyhow?" (Note: SGT - I cant believe that I allowed you to entice me into this - death is really not that funny!)
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"So John, I've seen your charts. If you've ever wanted to screw an asian hooker, you'd better do it soon."
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* looking at charts while standing near patient* "well, this sucks.."
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You must settle all your bills by cash upon treatment. We no longer accept credit or checks from you.
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He doesn't say anything... He just comes in, looking at the charts, shaking his head, humming "Another One Bites the Dust"
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Well Joe I hate to say it but your test results came back yesterday. You've only got 24 hours to live. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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" Your results are fine, oops thats Mr. Smith's chart! Your chart is here in the,'So Long Farewell,' bin." Or, "You should do those things in life you always wanted to do, and do them by Thursday...because it ain't looking good for ya."
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Raise your hands if you think you're gonna live another year. Not so fast...
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What's that smell...YOU STINK OF DEATH. DEATH!!
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I don't recommend your buying any green bananas;)
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Do you have any plans for tomorrow? Ah maybe you should change them.....
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we don't need to schedule any checkup appointments.
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Laying the tag that shows name and time of death next to him.
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Yeah... uh, if it helps any, here's a referral to the mortuary down the street.
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You only have a week to live but i found that out six days ago..My bad
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Sure hope you like being worm food.
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"You have 24 hours to live...oh shit, it's Daylight Savings...make that 23 hours."
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if he does it in a rude kind of way
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