What's your evil plan for world domination?
by 
Inspector Javert
ANSWERS: 11
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Rise to the head of a large company. Start a high-tech weapon department and win a trillion dollar contract from the Pentagon. Get insiders into the government to make sure that everything goes smoothly. Hire a private army from a third-world country. Train them with this weaponry, and provide the Pentagon and other nations with lots of awesome weapons that all have a remote shutdown code. Then suddenly start a war in Asia and Europe and shut down all of their weapons with the remote shutdown back door. Meanwhile, bribe or blackmail the US Government into getting our puppets to be President and on the cabinet, in Congress, etc. Use the American government as a puppet government to wage war on any hostile nations. Meanwhile, try to get our demagogues to start rebellions in all other nations. Eventually, I'll win.
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wouldn't you like to know...let's just say it involves a snorkel, a paper clip, and waaaaaaay too much time on my hands
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It involves a fishmonkey and your grandmas home made cookie!!!!!!!!!! hehehehhehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahaah!!!!!!!
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My Eight Step Plan for World Domination: 1. Obtain a low-paying, part-time job at JC Panty's 2. Buy a gun 4. Learn to count 5. Meet a depressed, miserable, dejected drifter named Larry and brainwash him into becoming my sidekick 6. Trick Larry into wearing a cape 7. TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! 8. Eat a taco
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MY secret is that i am george bush HAHAHAHA i will destroy the world by doing stupid things lol
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To drive a flaming spear through the head of Joel Downs
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If you think about it logically , 1 start off by being interested in politics, 2 do a degree in politics, 3 then convice lots of people to vote for you using flyers in lots of doors with help of friends and families. 4 Eventually try to become a memeber of parliament (you'll get there one teenager at 18 got in as a member). 5. Make sure you campaign as labour as they have the most votes. 6. Work your way up in parliament to become either chancelllor of priime minister thorugh many years of experinece and reputation. 7. Campaign to join the EU government as a member to represent Britain. 8. Work your way up with dilligence to become the head of the EU. 9. Use the EU under your authority to take over the world at your command whatever you eish to do and bribe 51% of members to vote for your campaign using the taxes. 10. Brainwash all citizens from all countries into thinking you sort of created them... rather funny eh?
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A) Persuade the world to follow me B) Brainwash all those who are able to construct a bunch of H and A bombs. C) Destroy all those who didn't follow me (along with those who did, except all my good friends and those who are not evil, no ABers will be killed)
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Wouldn't you like to know?! Muahahahahaha!!! source: 100 Things I Would Do if I were an Evil Overlord (I would do it right!) But be warned, there are already two other organizations out there with a major head start.
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It's all based upon telepathic mind control. I start a new religion and get people to buy my preachings and products such as the Mentalator™ It's a thinking cap where I get to program my converts to do my bidding and to collect more converts until the whole world must do as I say. First thing we would do is end war, poverty, pollution, corruption and work toward genuine world peace. *** Now available at Wal*Mart for $19.99, get yours today.
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It is already in progress.... I have children. I teach them non-racism, respect for all living creatures, give them self-confidence and a strong foundation, help them become well-rounded and just.... Then I unleash them on the world so they can affect others.
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