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A bumper sticker that says: Save gas Fart in a jar
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"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
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Mel....Kiss my grits! Ex-Wife for sale...Take over payments. (Bumper sticker)
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you; snore, and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess
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"Who in here has telekinetic powers? Please raise my hand." -Emo Philips : )
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"There's ten men waiting at the door? Send one home, I'm tired." Mae West
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"Me No Be Dictator" Sarah Palin.... God, I miss her so....
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Sheesh! I've got a bunch of them! I put up a "Quote of the Week" in my office on my bulletin board. Here's a favorite one: "We won't know what we know until we know it." From my boss. The background behind this one was we were troubleshooting some nuclear instrumentation and control equipment on an aircraft carrier and, of course, it sometimes takes time to figure out what's wrong and then fix it. Meanwhile, a bunch of high-level people are hounding my boss all the time trying to get answers like "what's the problem?" and "how long until it's fixed?"
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"We'll never really know that which noone is ever really quite sure of." Willy from Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory -thats not verbatum but close
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