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or why did he/she cheat on me...................
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What's this pill?? Take it and see.
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At least the McCain or Obama ones have stopped now.
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Several come to mind. 1) run on, unpunctuated teenage questions. These types usually have something to do with someone's eyes wandering. There are thousands of these same questions, just slightly different in the writing. Stop asking and start reading dammit 2) Drug test questions. Look I am pro-legalization, but enough is enough. There are so many questions asking about drug tests and ways to beat them, anyone asking a new one could have found their answer by just reading. 3) "what should I do" relationship questions. Listen you fools, you are giving one side of a multiple side problem. Your view is certainly biased in your favor as well. How the hell do you think you could get proper advice ONLINE from strangers? While they may have some good general advice, no one is going to be able to tell you what to do without knowing all the facts and details. So give it up and read what others have been told. Don't clog AB with more of these questions!
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Anything to do with trolls and being down rated . Who else is being trolled today? Who has their own personal troll? Why can't those who down rate leave a comment? Anyone else being down rated today? Why am I getting down rated?
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Just lately, it has been the incessant "Who will win the election? Obama or McCain" phrased in all kinds of ways. The post-election ones were almost as bad. Overall, it would have to be the "How do you know if it's time to break up with my bf" questions. My typical response is that if you have to ask, it's probably time.
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1.Am I or could I be pregnant/what is the earliest date I can test to see? 2. The marijuana ones..what is wrong with people who think it should stay illegal, if it were up for a vote, would you vote to make it legal. Why is it not legal and alcohol is..it's no more dangerous than alcohol? 3. Seeing a lot of "wealth distribution questions" ,
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Am I pregnit?
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I am not really sure..I think it has something with the color spectrum..all the other colors of the spectrum bounce off the earth's atmosphere except the blue..but you might want to wikepedia that one;):) What was the question again????LOL:P
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Why is the sky blue? I mean really, all they have to do is enter that question in a search and they will get presented with a plethora of similar ones that amount to the same thing.
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The endless "am I pregnate/pregnit/pregent (none of them can ever spell it!)" questions. Or, he/she cheated on me, what should I do? I found this pill, what is it? Not to mention all the kids who come on asking us to solve/do their homework for them.
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The pregnancy related questions.
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i get pretty annoyed with all of the "questions" that are really just more like excuses to talk about something dirty. there's an "AB4Adults" link down at the bottom of every page. i wish more people would just go there for all that. i also agree with the annoyance of all the pregnancy (or pregnicy or pregnasy) questions, that i know for a fact have been answered a million times. and of course the overemotional angsty teens seeking advice about relationships that they aren't even going to care about two months from now anyway. as well as relationship questions that read "here's a billion ways this person is treating me completely horrible. what should i do?" sometimes i really wish i could just respond with "what do you think? shoot them, duh."
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How to bypass a school's filtering software to access Myspace is the number one on my list. "I'm 1x years old and never had a BF/GF, is this normal?" is a close second
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My two favorites are "how are you doing today?" and "what are you doing right now?" lol
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I'm happy the election is over - there must have been over 100 'Who will you vote for, McCain or Obama?'. Some other duplicates I see often: How do I delete my AB account? Will you be my AB friend? Why are the troll attacking me? What did you eat for breakfast/lunch/diner? What is the weather like where you are now?
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'Could I be pregnant?' Answerbag should have a filter that gives those questions an automatic answer of "Yes" and a link to a good sex education website. The 'Is this cheating' question is a very close second, which could also benefit from an automated response.
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Am I pregnant? Could be pregnant? Can you get pregnant? Jeez
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How did you find AB? How do I add a picture to my profile? Will you be my friend? Does anyone want free points? What's your favorite _________ ? What kind of drink would you like? Pepsi Or Coke? McCain or Obama? *Could* I be pregnant? Why doesn't he love me?
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I'm extremely and exceptionally tired of seeing "What's your favourite horror movie?" or "What is the scariest horror movie?" in the horror movie section. I swear, these two questions amount for at least 50% of the entire section's constant new questions. There must be like 500 million of each in that section alone, don't people see it in the "Let's see if we answered it for you!" feature? Can't they just go back a few pages? It's annoying seriously, makes me steam. Just typing about it pisses me off lol.
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I don't notice too many of them (though I know they're out there).
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Guess there are the usual suspects .. -- this, that or this or that is going on. ------ am I pregnant? ------ should I leave him? or does he love me? or what should I do? or what is she thinking? -- the variants about pills - those found, taken or even eaten by pets - followed by "what do I do" or "is it ok". -- what are points, levels, ranks, and such. (Still think one "welcome message" sent when anyone first signs up giving a link to a webpage of "intro info" could really help on that front) Call it "AB Welcome and Orientation". Make it modular. Folks can read and digest it "as they're ready" for each topic. -- all the "I'm getting DR'd" .. and then collecting gazillions of points on that DR complaint question! Mamma mia. For awhile, didn't we have a bunch of "wind pants" questions cycling around? lol More than you wanted to know when you asked! Um, I'll stop typing now. lol
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"Is abortion murder?"
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there's a guy and he looked at me and he smiled .. what does it mean ?!??!
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Prengancy questions, anything related to Obama and Mccain,Whats wrong with me,and the wierest that wasn't a duplicate was what is a not painful way to kill yourseld, which shouldn't be on ab.
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"I had unprotected sex with my boyfriend three times a day every day for the past six months, missed my last four periods, my belly is starting to swell, and two separate preganacy tests showed positive. Could I be pregnant?"
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