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Nickr893
ANSWERS: 33
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A Cookbook
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Chocolates. I find that girls don't like "fatty stuff". Chocolates= fat Chocolates= having to return the clothes they got for Xmas because they gained weight from chocolates Chocolates= Screams from girls I have had experience with that.
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Absolutely nothing. I'm quite serious. This happened to me in 2001 - the Christmas after I married. I bought him presents and a card. When I woke up on Christmas morning, I looked for a card, a stocking, a present, lint...anything. He hadn't gotten me anything at all. THAT is the worst.
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My Dad got my mum an ironing board for Christmas once. She went up the wall! How they are still married after 40 years is beyond me.
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Thank goodness this has never happened to me or I would be in jail right now, but a few awful ones I have seen my friends get that did NOT go over well: 1. Excercise equipment or gym membership 2. A vacuum cleaner 3. A toilet seat (cushioned) 4. A dozen roses and a teddy bear that had the cards mixed up--the guy's other girlfriend was none to pleased either
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A blender, How tacky. Oh and my uncle got my aunt a fruitcake one christmas, Ouch.
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1. Anything with a plug attached to it 2. Something that looks like it was bought from a gas station. 3. Anything related to housework.
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get drunk on xmas eve start a fight and then walk out while youre kids cry.
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Anything that has something to do with cooking or cleaning. Stay away from most household appliances.
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socks. don't give you spouse socks. or pajamas. ...bad idea...
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Clothes that are too big =/. I'm very skinny and not very concerned with things like that, but I have many friends who, if received that from their bf's, would kill
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A sex manual.
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something that you'll end up using more than her. seriously my dad!
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Bathroom scales!!!! My dad once bought my mum some, she didn't flip, but sometimes still mentions it, it really hurt her. - They're not still married in case you were wondering.
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A card that has your ex girlfriend/ex wife's name in it by accident. I never recall being called 'Trudy' in my life
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I was on a diet/healthy eating thing cuz I wanted to buy a new dress for a party one of my friends was throwing. My bf knew I was on a diet, so when he turns up unexpectedly with some bags, I could only assume he'd gotton me the gucci necklace I'd hinted at wanting for months. *grin* To my dismay, I opened the bag & found 3 tins of some slimfast s**t - I had to stop myself from grabbing the tins & whacking him in the face with them. Lets just say; steer clear from anything involving diets/super sized underwear (yanno, getting ya girlfriend or wife a size 12 when she's clearly a 10) yadda yadda yadda. Or live with the consequences!
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Appliances. And why does my husband keep buying new massaging shower heads and calling them "birthday presents"? WHAT DOES HE THINK I'M DOING IN THERE?!
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A gym membership.
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The worst gift that you can give is nothing. Even a card is enough to show how much you are loved. My man gives me these cards every year for my b'day and every year i look forward to them, not what he has bought me and every year he makes me cry. they are just amazing
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Don't give her any kind of cleaning/cooking tool. Also, don't give her cash.
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Me. I've proven it time and time again.
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Gaint panties.
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Divorce papers!!!
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A book on how to have sex.
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Cleaning gear or gadgets. Some people even give appliances, like ranges and refrigerators...very romantic...
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Depending on the holiday and years in the relationship, the worst gift to give your wife or g/f would be something that was obviously given to her in error, such as a gift you meant to give to your mistress.
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Do Not give a gift that is not personal. no vacuum cleaner, no electric brooms, no eletric blanket and definetely not new carpeting for the house. i have learned this the hard way. If its not personal, you'll be sleeping with Fido for the next two weeks. And, she will never forget it, i promise.
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My ex got me a 12 pack of bottled water and canning jars for his mother for xmas one year. What a douche...
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A tampon
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A NASCAR mug, for Valentine's day. This is true. I'm looking at it now....maybe I should just fill it up with beer & burp on him later! LOL
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How to be a better lover for dummies.
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Weight loss pills, cleaning equipment, bowling balls (named Homer), breath mints, something from the Dollar store, and the worst gift is nothing.
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The one that was meant for your lover (with the label still attached)
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