There once was a man called Obama Who stole a cupcake from a llama It spat in his face And lost him the race And that's what we llamas call karma.

who's campaign was filled with all sorts of DRAMA

There once was a man called Obama He's not an ace at Bowl-a-Rama. His ball's in the gutter Causing us to mutter "He's not even as good as yo' mama!"

There once was a man called Obama Who landed himself in the slammer. So McCain wouldn't win He hid in a bin And rode back into town on a lama.

who became US president && was assisinated shortly after.. :(

There once was a man named Obama He got some White in him from Mama He ran to be Prez But as everyone says His name sounds too much like OSAMA!!!

There once was a man called Obama Who's name sounded like Osama Cos Republicans are dicks And a little bit thick They made this name into a drama

And racist people made him hate even his own Mama

he may have suffered some trauma but he ll do a good job he says and we ll see it when he becomes PREZ!

There once was a man called Obama Who was raised by his own mama's mama. She brought him up right, Taught him how he should fight, When it's his turn to capture Osama.

There once was a man called Obama Who was constantly confused with Osama He didn't live in a cave nor belong in a grave but Republicans yelled "KILL HIM" anyways

He always slept in dirty pajamas???

There once was a man named Obama. He is against folks and the gun righting and totes we cling to Religion for more Drama. He said White folks hated his Momma. He said His Grand mama was odd.

wowowowowow are you kidding me guys? im fucking 17 years old and i even think this political bashing shit in inappropriate.

Who gave us a vision of change He stood up for our rights prepared for the fights he knew he'd have to fight some-day

There once was a man called Obama Who called faith and gun rights mere drama He'll say what you like And abandon all fights 'Cause he thinks we're all living in trauma.

ok I'll go first :) There once was a man name obama whose partner was a man name osama but when you call him out his supporters all shout "You dish obama we'll go after yo mama"

There once was a man named Obama Who lived life without any drama with plenty of cash elected in a flash He'll change things for the midwestern farma

There once was a man called Obama, Whose life was all glitter and glama'. The Libs think he's keen For his ebony sheen But inside he's white as Buchana'.

There once was a man called Obama Who created a great deal of drama He sure loves his radicals Who've taken sabbaticals So he can pretend to be Allah

there once was a man named obama who tried to be like the dalai lama but when he realized he shouldn't he got upset 'cause he couldn't so he went home and cried to his mama

There once was a man named Obama His life began with drama An African Muslim father An eccentric white mama Obama’s white grandparents They gave him a charmed life Raised on the beaches of Hawaii Far from ghetto strife He went to private schools Fourteen thousand dollars a year Working-class white folks They were nowhere near He attended Columbia Then Harvard Law A very soft and liberal upbringing Something Americans eventually saw He then went to Chicago Nation of Islam, Farrakhan, Black Panthers and Jackson The only friends he made All from the extreme left-wing faction He joined a radical church His Pastor downright insane Blacks and whites, he said Think with different parts of their brain His church praised a man named Cone With hateful opinions he was filled He said white people were “the devil” And Gods who love whites must be killed Obama first ran for State Senate With permission from Chicago’s Marxist King A domestic terrorist named Ayers Obama kissed his ring He wrote a book called “Dreams From My Father” From start to finish a racist rant After people finally read it They said: “Obama, no we can’t” He wrote how he rejected his mother’s race And that Malcolm X was a hero People had a clear warning Obama was a dangerous zero He was then elected to the U.S. Senate Obama’s ego grew very bold He barely served a year I will run for President was the story he told He spent millions to stage rallies The crowds would yell and cheer But then it all fizzled out Typical white folks, he said, cling to religion, guns and beer His wife said America was mean She was never really proud Her Black Separatist thesis at Princeton Became a campaign cloud People said he was a Muslim His supporters scoffed and jeered Then his Black Liberation Church was exposed And Obama’s ugly head was reared He tried to recover in a speech on race The left-wing media offered raves But he said white folks had an “untrained ear” And abolitionists in Pennsylvania rolled over in their graves He claimed to be a uniter He would bring people together all at once But after his speech in Philadelphia He proved to be a demographic dunce He tried once more to persuade whites But his bowling was a mess He rolled a 37 Like a 5-year-old girl in a dress He then played basketball He drove the ball to the rack But when all was said and done He nearly had a heart attack He said damn those white voters Their Mutual Funds I will tax I’ll double the capital gains rate Like an old-school Liberal hack He opposed a gas tax holiday He said it wasn’t a winner $40 wasn’t much he said Just the weekly budget for the average family’s dinner He wouldn’t cover his heart As the National Anthem played It’s a meaningless gesture he said But Americans felt betrayed He wouldn’t wear a flag pin It was against his One World view It doesn’t matter he said And the American people stewed He first called terrorist Ayers his friend Then said this man he didn’t really know More deceit and cover-ups Obama’s lies began to grow Farrakhan, Jackson and Sharpton Three of Obama’s greatest fans He tried hiding them in the closet So not to further offend the white man Then came his anti-American Pastor Obama’s mentor for 20 years He preened, shucked and jived White people rose up and sneered NBC and the New York Times They tried each day to save Obama’s campaign But real Americans said “FU” And Obama spiraled down the drain His name was Barrack Hussein Obama Running for a second Jimmy Carter term Weak on National Security A little, pacifist worm The radical left-wing Democrats A Presidential race lost once again Is it really a surprise They’ve lost 7 of the last 10?

There once was a man called Obama Who knew the difference between Saddam and Osama Bin Laden blew up the towers Saddam took advantage of his powers Bush mixed up the two with much drama

There once was a man called Obama Obama owned a pet llama He spit and he shrieked He growled and he peeked Until Obama sent him to Osama

There once was a man called Obama Who was so full of drama Loud, prideful and arrogant bringing false hope whereever he went Just say NOBAMA!!!!!

There once was a man called Obama... His purpose in life was not a Lawya But in truth he didn't know Just how big his fro could grow In 08 he ran for the big pants But all he wanted was to dance

there once was a man called Obama, while he sat in the senate, he set his mind to be Tenant, of a house that's a white as his mama. may the best man win.

There once was a man called Obama Who had a black Pa and white Mama. Smart voters don't care And soon he will wear The official White House pajama.