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by RFlagg on November 27th, 2006
I like to insult people intelliegence so that they have no idea in the slightest what my insult means unless they get a dictonairy and look up all the words.
I usually call them "An Incompetent example of divine error, with the intellect of equine excrement who would be unable to differentiate between their own posterior and a hole in the vertical dividing layer of a building."
And I say it realy fast so they don't have time to think about it.
by Anonymous on November 9th, 2006
Zero to Sixty in two months.
by Sunblynd 5.0 on November 9th, 2006
Sucks to be You.
by JUSTNORMAL on November 9th, 2006
When someone asks alot of questions, I say "what are you writing a book?" Before they get a chance to answer I say "good then kiss my ass and make it a love story." That shuts them up..
by TheShoemaker on November 28th, 2006
Have you allways had the manners of a "Pig", or were they just standard issue when God made you look like one!
by science on November 9th, 2006
your face is so fat is looks like your ass
by SalientAlien on November 9th, 2006
Fartknocker.
by baconlover on November 28th, 2006
Calling a dude "Sally" or give him an old "ata Girl!"
by luckyjeans on November 27th, 2006
i love 'your face' and 'your mom'. where i live everyone says those. also that's what she said, which can be used as an insult or as a joke.
by davoomac on November 29th, 2006
Your mom is so fat that when she rolled off the bed, she rolled off both sides.
by shadetreetech on November 28th, 2006
i wouldent piss down your throte if your guts where on fire
by cristnalyn on November 27th, 2006
**Courtesy of my 9 year-old***
Cry me a river, Build me a bridge and Get over it!
by TheAnswerer on November 9th, 2006
What's wrong with you?
by Anonymous on November 9th, 2006
"whatever"!!!!!!
by Final_Starman on January 28th, 2007
you suck, like michael jackson at a cubscout meeting
by Nikki_Kibbe on November 28th, 2006
I'm around Puerto Ricans alot and telephone conversations in Spanish are the best things to evesdrop in on. I heard one guy talking to his friend and he said "Tu madre tiene un bigote."
Which in english means "Your mother has a mustache"
by tinybubbles is sitting on the carpet read on November 27th, 2006
mine is bite me. I say that to everybody and someone actually bit me,
by unknown on November 9th, 2006
These insults suck. Anything involving someones mother is great. For example if someone says your slow, you reply: "your mother is slow / at getting out of bed / cause I really tired her out last night." But be careful becuase you will get you'r ass kicked.
by grumpyt on November 29th, 2006
To all the whiners...."Waaaaaa!!! my socks don't match"!!!! Then say Grow up ya piece of SH*T!!!!
by PcopT2145 on November 28th, 2006
You would need atleast three promotions just to make it to moron.
by Anonymous on November 28th, 2006
stick that in ur pipe and smoke it. never say it, but i'd like to sometimes
by AON <------> on January 28th, 2007
"your mams so fat when she goes to the fair ground people want to ride her" lol
by Tom on December 22nd, 2006
"I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet".
I used to be considerably overweight and this seemed a good response to those who thought it was a jolly old laugh to comment on it (and consequentially hurt my feelings).
by IMaNoNyMouStOo on November 30th, 2006
yo mommy is like a vacuum cleaner.. she sucks.. blows .. and get laid in the closet.. (hey thats funny to me lol )
by Hellaphunt's Skynet on November 29th, 2006
I like to open my eyes wide and raise my eyebrows in response to an insult as if their insult surprised me with it's stupidity... then let out a great "sigh"... which usually ends the contest in a victory for me.
by thinkin on November 29th, 2006
And how is that working out for you but you have to say it like you really don't care.
by luv-puppy-4ever on November 29th, 2006
your shit probably looks better than you
by teknimage on November 28th, 2006
It's bad enough when bad fashion happens to good people, but don't you just HATE it when good fashion happens to BAD?!?
by Anonymous271 on November 28th, 2006
Yo momma's so fat that when she stood on an electric scale it read "CAN NOT COMPUTE!"
by Carmella on November 28th, 2006
Yo moma's so thick she jumped over a glass of water to see what was on the other side!
by anonymous on November 28th, 2006
I like jokingly calling someone a"perpetual disappointment".
by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on November 27th, 2006
"Duce-te-ai in pizda ma-tii ca sa-i faci laba lu ala micu cand te fut in cur!"
Google that one ;)
by Halskiisaklink on November 27th, 2006
I just call someone a social conservative, and I consider that demeaning enough.
by Miss Priceless Princess fancies RUSirius on November 27th, 2006
Well, when someone curses at you, you reply by saying:
"I'm rubber, and you're glue. Whatever bounces off of me, sticks to you."
Pretty childish, but it's cool.
by SomeOne on November 9th, 2006
Regular person:
When's the baby due?
Whos the daddy?
Congratulations!Is it a boy or girl?
Ladie sitting on bench:
I'm Not pregnent
Regular Person:
You sure?
by spellbug1 on November 9th, 2006
None of the above, something original, and having to do with bodily functions.
by Possum on October 27th, 2009
I try not to insult people.
by Flapdoodle on February 21st, 2007
You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car.
by fruityloop on January 29th, 2007
Go and paddle 'til your hat floats!
by Volt on January 3rd, 2007
A nice hard smack in the head usually works.
by IMaNoNyMouStOo on November 30th, 2006
DODO HEAD lol
by Puccini on November 29th, 2006
pinche cabron
by coosplat on November 29th, 2006
when someone is talking forever i :say now i gotta piss! EXCUSE LANGUAHGE
by NormaJean on November 29th, 2006
i usually call them a slut a whore or a prostitute just because i think its funny and i love bitch its my fave
by Brighid on November 29th, 2006
It's huge in my high school right now to call a person a "Jerk!" It was something that my friend and I came up with so now everyone picked up on it. That and a friend of mine has taken to, "F*** your mother!" and "Get off me!"
Another thing I thought was completely halarious was, "Your mother is so old that when I told her to grow up, she died!"
by eddie1 on November 28th, 2006
Get off my planet!
by lucylocket84 on November 28th, 2006
You were nothing but a w**k-stain til your mum rolled over!!
by answerbagger909 on November 28th, 2006
I say as the ultimate insult the following and excuse my language : Your mom was a booty call and yall was a mistake!
by Alienshroom on November 28th, 2006
Mine is What! your moms a whore!?
by spanky121212 on November 28th, 2006
Make it simple. "Your momma" joke always work like I wanna fly like a butterfly, I wanna sing like a bee, After I did your mom last night it hurts when I pee.
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Oh man that is beautifuly composed 4pts.
by Sunblynd 5.0 on November 27th, 2006
Too pretentious for my taste.
by anonymous on November 28th, 2006
lol that would work here! I called someone an idiot today, and I doubt they know what it means...
by anonymous on November 28th, 2006
It has to good points to it, on the one hand, you're proving yourself right, and on the other hand, you don't get the crap beaten out of you.
by RFlagg on November 28th, 2006
It scares me how much thought you put it to that insult and you must of killed a dictionary to understand that!
by answerbagger909 on November 28th, 2006
Ummm, just to let you know, I think you mean "posterior" not "prosterior". It may be just me, but if you're insulting someone's intelligence, the insult should be flawless...
by mysticdeliria on November 28th, 2006
hahaha I loooovee that!! I'm not sure EXACTLY what it means, but it has something to do with a dumb ass & horse shit...I think ?? lol idk
by Anonymous on November 28th, 2006
huh? ~reaching for dictionary~
by Puccini on November 29th, 2006