What is your favorite insult?
by 
BenjaminMiller
ANSWERS: 86
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Sucks to be You.
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You shouldn't make it to 8:30 tonight!
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Fartknocker.
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your face is so fat is looks like your ass
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These insults suck. Anything involving someones mother is great. For example if someone says your slow, you reply: "your mother is slow / at getting out of bed / cause I really tired her out last night." But be careful becuase you will get you'r ass kicked.
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None of the above, something original, and having to do with bodily functions.
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"whatever"!!!!!!
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Regular person: When's the baby due? Whos the daddy? Congratulations!Is it a boy or girl? Ladie sitting on bench: I'm Not pregnent Regular Person: You sure?
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When someone asks alot of questions, I say "what are you writing a book?" Before they get a chance to answer I say "good then kiss my ass and make it a love story." That shuts them up..
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What's wrong with you?
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Zero to Sixty in two months.
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I like to insult people intelliegence so that they have no idea in the slightest what my insult means unless they get a dictonairy and look up all the words. I usually call them "An Incompetent example of divine error, with the intellect of equine excrement who would be unable to differentiate between their own posterior and a hole in the vertical dividing layer of a building." And I say it realy fast so they don't have time to think about it.
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if someone says who u looking at i say not much and gibe them a dirty look or d*icklicker if the person gets personal mostly self denfense in my opinion
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i love 'your face' and 'your mom'. where i live everyone says those. also that's what she said, which can be used as an insult or as a joke.
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mine is bite me. I say that to everybody and someone actually bit me,
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Well, when someone curses at you, you reply by saying: "I'm rubber, and you're glue. Whatever bounces off of me, sticks to you." Pretty childish, but it's cool.
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**Courtesy of my 9 year-old*** Cry me a river, Build me a bridge and Get over it!
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I just call someone a social conservative, and I consider that demeaning enough.
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"Duce-te-ai in pizda ma-tii ca sa-i faci laba lu ala micu cand te fut in cur!" Google that one ;)
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I can't take credit for this one, but if you use it, it is 100% un-comebackable. You are just the baby school, and I'm the big league chew
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I like jokingly calling someone a"perpetual disappointment".
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Yo moma's so thick she jumped over a glass of water to see what was on the other side!
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I'm around Puerto Ricans alot and telephone conversations in Spanish are the best things to evesdrop in on. I heard one guy talking to his friend and he said "Tu madre tiene un bigote." Which in english means "Your mother has a mustache"
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Calling a dude "Sally" or give him an old "ata Girl!"
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Make it simple. "Your momma" joke always work like I wanna fly like a butterfly, I wanna sing like a bee, After I did your mom last night it hurts when I pee.
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Mine is What! your moms a whore!?
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I say as the ultimate insult the following and excuse my language : Your mom was a booty call and yall was a mistake!
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stick that in ur pipe and smoke it. never say it, but i'd like to sometimes
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Yo momma's so fat that when she stood on an electric scale it read "CAN NOT COMPUTE!"
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i wouldent piss down your throte if your guts where on fire
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You were nothing but a w**k-stain til your mum rolled over!!
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Have you allways had the manners of a "Pig", or were they just standard issue when God made you look like one!
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You would need atleast three promotions just to make it to moron.
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Get off my planet!
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It's bad enough when bad fashion happens to good people, but don't you just HATE it when good fashion happens to BAD?!?
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It's huge in my high school right now to call a person a "Jerk!" It was something that my friend and I came up with so now everyone picked up on it. That and a friend of mine has taken to, "F*** your mother!" and "Get off me!" Another thing I thought was completely halarious was, "Your mother is so old that when I told her to grow up, she died!"
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your shit probably looks better than you
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i usually call them a slut a whore or a prostitute just because i think its funny and i love bitch its my fave
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And how is that working out for you but you have to say it like you really don't care.
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I like to open my eyes wide and raise my eyebrows in response to an insult as if their insult surprised me with it's stupidity... then let out a great "sigh"... which usually ends the contest in a victory for me.
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when someone is talking forever i :say now i gotta piss! EXCUSE LANGUAHGE
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pinche cabron
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To all the whiners...."Waaaaaa!!! my socks don't match"!!!! Then say Grow up ya piece of SH*T!!!!
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Your mom is so fat that when she rolled off the bed, she rolled off both sides.
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DODO HEAD lol
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yo mommy is like a vacuum cleaner.. she sucks.. blows .. and get laid in the closet.. (hey thats funny to me lol )
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I have a bad habit of calling people knuckle-heads. My kids tell me that I'm corny and it secretly makes me very happy.
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So's your face . Its great .someone says you are ugly. U say so's your face. They say that's joke is stupid. U say so's your face. Then they eventually say something like you are great to catch you out and they think they are great but you have someone complimenting you.
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"Go and take your face for a shit!" or if someone gives you a crap insult point at yourself then point to the floor saying "Boing-Flip!"
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This doesnt make any sense: I just say "good job" with a very straight forward expression. Try it, it's insulting!!
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i like to say "no" and the repeat the last thing someone said but more forceful back to them, regardless of if its an insult or if it makes sense. EX. "man, this book is way overdue" "No, YOU'RE OVERDUE!" you'd be suprised how fun it is "your mom" is also great, always will be, people just use it wrong oh and "that's what she said" fits in soooo many situaions. jesus, lets all insult each other a little more now. for fun (haha, i;ve provoked, i'm sure i'll get some comment now)
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"I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet". I used to be considerably overweight and this seemed a good response to those who thought it was a jolly old laugh to comment on it (and consequentially hurt my feelings).
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A nice hard smack in the head usually works.
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you suck, like michael jackson at a cubscout meeting
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"your mams so fat when she goes to the fair ground people want to ride her" lol
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Ignoring.
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Gutter bug!
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Go and paddle 'til your hat floats!
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Silence.
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You are so ugly that when you were born they slapped your Momma not you
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didn't someone already ask this question? it went something like "what's your favorite insult,(go ahead and curse all you want"?
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"you're about as sharp as a sack full of wet mice!!"
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BITCH for a woman TWAT for a man
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fuckstick.
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you apple john you! ahh a classic that was picked up in english lit class. =]
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or, you incompetent fool!
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I love this one when someone is getting on my nerves: "If I want any sh*t out of you I will open your head and scoop it out myself."
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"Why are you still talking??"
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You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car.
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He (or she) couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the bottom!
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Ya gotta do the voice,(Foghorn Leghorn)and say;"That boy's about as sharp as a beach-ball!"
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Your girlfriend tells me that your lovemaking is like going to the dentist...sit back, relax...you won't feel a thing!
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apeshit gets me laughing like fuck.
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sometimes i call people "Ugly Horse Baby" pr "Cheese Sandwich". or when someone insults me i say "That's what she said!" or if someone is being stupid i say "What, are you from Joisey or somethin'?" (no offense to people who live in New Jersey)
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Thank God im not you... i do belive i would keep running into a wall until i forgot who the hell i was...
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Here's a good one... Sh*t eating donkey raper
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I try not to insult people.
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My favourite insult aimed at me was 'You know your problem? You have standards you have'' Spat at me by a parent who felt that their child should not have been corrected!
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Do i look like a f***ing people person? If i throw a stick will you leave me alone? Did the aliens forget to remove their anal probe before they left??
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Believe it or not, Ailsa, my favorite insult is when someone insults me for my belief in Jesus Christ.
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Spunk bubble. Jism monkey. F**knut or f**knugget. Fannyba's. (fannyballs).
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After seeing a girl for the first time in over 20 years, I once said: "Hey, I remember that dress!!!"
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"I could fix fat but you can't fix ugly"
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"Oh crap, another 2 needer ... You really need to grow a brain right away, and then you'll need to learn to use it."
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Your birth certificate must be an apology from the condom factory.
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It's more of a joke; but ... You’re Ugly, and Your Mother Dresses You Funny
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