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ANSWERS: 100
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"Eschew Obsfucation"
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Don't Steal. The government hates competition. Ho ho ho. How amusing.
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F ucked O n R ace D ay
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Hmmm...so many... "I do what my Rice Krispies tell me to." "Militant Agnostic - I don't know and you don't either." "If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic." "Goddess Bless America" "Will Somebody Please Out St. Paul?" "Kali is my co-pilot." "WWKD - What Would Kali Do?" "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" "Tree Hugging Dirt Worshipper" "Life is Sexually Transmitted" "Marriage is the Chief Cause of Divorce" "If Men Became Pregnant, Abortion Would Be A Sacrament." "Nothing Says Lovin' Like Something from the Coven!" Lemme think on it...not sure I can pick just one.
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when bill clinton was prez "impeach clinton and her husband" hopefully we won't need to use them again
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"Honk if you voted for Bush---it's the big button in the middle of your steering wheel"
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I saw a really odd one the other day, and for the life of me cannot figure out why you would want that on your car... I have a camel toe and I vote (wtf?) I know what a camel toe is and that is why I am so confused. I hate the bumper stickers that are playboy bunny merchandise.
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Horn broken, watch for finger You are not forgiven.. I'm reloading Wife and dog missing, reward for dog Driver carries no cash... he's married
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I saw one that was upside down and read "If you can read this, please turn me over". I thought it was cute.
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My friend told me this one (it was on a Subaru:) "Despite this car, I am not a lesbian."
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I played a tuba in band camp
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Drive it like you stole it
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TAILGATE ME and I'll flip a booger on your window! Everyday is a Gift...that's why they call it THE PRESENT! It's paid FOR. By all means, HIT ME..I need the money! (on a Volvo) Touchie feely...Kicky crotchie! A day without sunshine is like...NIGHT!
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"Pardon my driving, I'm reloading".
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"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
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"Homer is really fat", (with a picture of a beer and dougnut)
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"More trees less BUSH"
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My other car is a piece of crap too ! My son got your Honor student pregnant. Keep honking, I'm reloading !
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I'm out of Estrogen and I have a gun. You rule, Vietnamese Waxer Lady
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Mine… I’m a woman, a redhead, a Capricorn, and I’m pre-menstrual. Need I say more?
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"If you can read this, you're WAY too close."
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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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"We're the ashamed parents of a stupid, drooling, little nitwit, who, at the age of fourteen, not only still wets the bed, but also craps his pants on the school bus." Talk about giving your child incentive...
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"I know what you are thinking about. And you should be ashamed of yourself!" "Warning - I may stop suddenly for no particular reason."
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an a*hole.
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Impeach Bush- There is some shit we won't eat.
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Noone Died When Bill Lied
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I enjoy my Opie & Anthony WOW sticker.
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"Eschew Obfuscation." What can I say? I appreciate irony.
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"The only place you can turn a black man into a white woman WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES"
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Here are some great ones: Bad grammar makes me [sic] Pedro lacks political experience. Department of Redundancy Department
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I hate bumper stickers! (on a bumper sticker)
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My other car is a ferrari Conducting a scientific dirt test If you can read this, you're too close to my bumper Honk if you like getting the finger
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My karma ran over your dogma.
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"Militant Agonistic - I don't know, and you don't, either."
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Getaway Car ... Driver Wanted
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This one is simple and it zings...I spotted it several times this month. My fave 'o the day anyway.
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Don't Steal!,The Government Hates Competition!
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If i stop can you? (Im a learner driver)
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You beep, I reverse.
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Im not tailgating...Im drafting.
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Hang up and Drive or Die,refering to drivers on cellphones
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I am going NUCKING FUTS
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"preserve maine by staying in boston" "keep honking, I'm reloading"
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"Ankh if you love Isis" "PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals" "I'M STILL HOT ... it just comes in flashes now" "What Would Scooby Do?" "MY KID HAS A.D.D. and a couple of F's" "If you're close enough to read this, you've just violated your restraining order"
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Warning: I have gas and i know how to use it. Do you believe in life after death? Mess with this truck and find out.
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Save The Whales! Collect The Whole Set!
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Dont laugh, my other ride is your mom Who stopped the payment on my reality check? Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair!!!
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I was a Vietnam Vet before it was popular First Iraq, then France and my favorite... Martyrs or Marines-Who do you think will get the virgins?
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"I support President Bush!" In the bottom it says, "Sorry, but that was the republicans who I lent my car to."
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my karma ran over my dogma lol!
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my karma ran over your dogma lol!
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Heres where you can buy my favorite. http://www.cafepress.com/buy/politics/-/pv_design_prod/p_459072.14415962/pNo_14415962/id_5357580/?click=true&CMP=KNC-F-ALL
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Re-hab..it's for quitters.
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Someone else for president Yes this is my truck. No I won't help you move. And then there is my bumper Sticker Hey Officer, My dads a cop too! Could ya let me go now?
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Stupid Kills, But not often Enough!
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It says: "Don't Steal, The Government Hates Competition!"
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(Dim)mit, dammit!
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an edible one
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please don't BUMP me.
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Your kid may be an honor student but you're a moron.
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(written in small print) My brakes are good - How about your insurance?
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Looking for your cat? Try under my tire!...I don't agree with it but thought it was original
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"Ok to tailgate mother in law in back seat"
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I'm through with LOVE, thank heavens theres still SEX! If you have a fat ass.....dump the bastard! Love thy neighbour..... but don't get caught! Stop re-offenders - Stop electing them!
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I want to die like my grandpa, in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
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"Paddle faster - I hear banjo music" This one cracked me up when I saw it last week!!
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my other car is a piece of crap too.
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1.I run with scissors...it makes me feel dangerous! 2. "Come to the dark side...we have chocolate!"
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1.I run with scissors...it makes me feel dangerous 2.Come to the dark side...we have cookies
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1.I run with scissors...it makes me feel dangerous 2.Come to the dark side...we have cookies
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My Child Was Inmate Of The Month At County Jail [: aaaandd Don't Tailgate Me Or I'll Flick A Booger On Your Windshield =P
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I know its rude, but: So many pedestrians so little time. Can you read this? Than your too close!
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Harry For President! Harry Potter, obviously.
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"If you can read this, I'm not impressed. Most people can read."
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Politicians should serve two terms. One in office and one in prison.
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foto of a toilet dont tailgate ill flush
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I may be slow , but I'm ahead of you
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One with Dubya wearing a huge 10-gallon hat, and the saying, "Mad Cowboy Disease."
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Horn's broken - watch for finger and My kid knocked up your Honor Student
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"My boss is a Jewish Carpender" - because I don't know whether to laugh, or pray.
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Be nice to America or we'll bring Democracy to YOUR country!
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my other car is a piece of crap too.
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If you can read this your were you belong, behind me!!
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"don't drive any closer, or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"
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there are two: "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." Another is "We have plenty of youth. We need a fountain of smart."
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1."IF CLINTON IS THE ANSWER IT MUST BE A VERY STUPID QUESTION" 2."If you love NY take I95 North"(seen in FL.) 3."Don't like the way i drive? call 1-800-eat shit" 4.Arrow pointing to left side of semi trailer says"passing side" Arrow pointing to right side of trailer says "suicide"
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"Dont steel, the government hates competition!"
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It was on a jeep and it was upside down. It read, "If you can read this, please turn me over".
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it looked like this: Democrats, put this on the back of your car. RUN, HILLARY, RUN! Republicans, put this on the front of your car.
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~Condoms are easier to change then diapers~
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In Virginia Beach, in 1985, I seen this on a bumper sticker and it has been my favorite e're since. "I started out this life with nothing and still have most of it left" LOL LOL LOL I Love it! -Buddy
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"I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public."
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The wife put one on my car that says, "Isis Isis, Ra Ra Ra"
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Seen in Dallas: Honk if I'm an Aggie.
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my cousins bumper sticker says the only thing on my ass is hemeroids..... not sure whether to laugh or cry at that one really
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"Don't take life so seriously, it isn't permanent"
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"If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair"
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"DAM" Mothers Against Dyslexia
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