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by Aristocles on January 29th, 2007
"Honk if you voted for Bush---it's the big button in the middle of your steering wheel"
by JustCurious on September 2nd, 2007
Politicians should serve two terms. One in office and one in prison.
by Johnny Cache on March 22nd, 2007
"Ankh if you love Isis"
"PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals"
"I'M STILL HOT ... it just comes in flashes now"
"What Would Scooby Do?"
"MY KID HAS A.D.D. and a couple of F's"
"If you're close enough to read this, you've just violated your restraining order"
by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on April 29th, 2008
Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else thinks your an A$$hole
by Vampyre Bat on October 25th, 2007
there are two: "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
Another is "We have plenty of youth. We need a fountain of smart."
by Twila_Zoned on March 22nd, 2007
If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair!!!
by Agent on April 29th, 2008
Help! our dad just farted and we can't roll down the windows!
by Gracin the Strange on March 22nd, 2007
Dont laugh, my other ride is your mom
Who stopped the payment on my reality check?
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
by Theby on July 4th, 2008
Keep honking, I'm reloading!
by tjatherton on January 29th, 2007
Horn broken, watch for finger
You are not forgiven.. I'm reloading
Wife and dog missing, reward for dog
Driver carries no cash... he's married
by Mechanic on January 14th, 2009
A black bumper sticker with a VERY small font with white letters. (You had to get within inches to read it.) "Nosy little fucker aren'tcha!"
by Kumbaya on April 13th, 2008
Your horn doesn't turn my car into a helicopter.
by cranberian on January 29th, 2007
My friend told me this one (it was on a Subaru:)
"Despite this car, I am not a lesbian."
by Nelson L. Squeeko on August 20th, 2007
I want to die like my grandpa, in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
by justme32 loves the weekends on March 22nd, 2007
Im not tailgating...Im drafting.
by wobalome on March 22nd, 2007
You beep, I reverse.
by KhaosGod Is The First Human Spectre on April 24th, 2009
"When Clinton Lied No One Died"
I love animals, they taste great.
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."
"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
"If you don't like the news, go out and make some."
"I Brake For No Apparent Reason."
"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
"I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!"
"No Radio - Already Stolen"
"Few women admit their age, Few men act it! "
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
Where there's a will...I want to be on it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Eschew obfuscation.
by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on December 18th, 2008
Mine...
It says:
"Lord I pray you save us from your followers."
by King of Sexytown on July 4th, 2008
If you're gonna ride my ass, pull my hair.
by sm00z on July 4th, 2008
SAVE GAS
GO FART IN A JAR!
by Occams Electric Razor on April 29th, 2008
I have a few
Jesus loves me, this I know - that is why I don't drive slow!
Churches only worship the prophet margin
Screw world peace, visualize DRIVING
Your body would look good in my trunk
Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you!
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask a native American!
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
by Andy on April 29th, 2008
If you can read this ive lost my trailer
by Fun on April 22nd, 2008
I just saw this recently...
"Money talks, mine always says Goodbye!"
by Browndog on April 13th, 2008
I like the one that says: my karma ran over your dogma.
by Raddman on October 25th, 2007
~Condoms are easier to change then diapers~
by Taylor on October 25th, 2007
Be nice to America or we'll bring Democracy to YOUR country!
by Patti jo on September 2nd, 2007
I may be slow , but I'm ahead of you
by tnobody on May 16th, 2007
I was a Vietnam Vet before it was popular
First Iraq, then France
and my favorite...
Martyrs or Marines-Who do you think will get the virgins?
by Brew Guy wishes he was icefishing... on March 22nd, 2007
"preserve maine by staying in boston"
"keep honking, I'm reloading"
by singwell-is off researching a lot on March 11th, 2007
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
by elle_000 on January 29th, 2007
Drive it like you stole it
by RFlagg on December 19th, 2006
"Eschew Obsfucation"
by Cleopatra-Queen of Denial on July 7th, 2008
Men are idiots and my husband is their king.
by Anon. on July 5th, 2008
I haven't really seen any FANTASTIC ones, because where I live, they tend not to be very popular.
But I read somewhere (can't remember where) that one driver saw a guy in a pink car. The first thought that came to the guy's head was "My god, is that really PINK?" and then secondly, "Is that guy gay?" (No offense intended here, it is a silly stereotype, I agree.)
As the pink car passed on, the guy saw a bumper sticker on the back of it, which read:
"YES IT IS AND NO I'M NOT."
by Anonymous on July 4th, 2008
PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals
by mr doubtfire on April 29th, 2008
I seen one that read "monica lewinsky's ex boyfriend's wife for president"
by allikatzpop on September 2nd, 2007
1.I run with scissors...it makes me feel dangerous!
2. "Come to the dark side...we have chocolate!"
by FULLTHROTTLE on March 22nd, 2007
I am going NUCKING FUTS
by EyePod on March 22nd, 2007
Hang up and Drive or Die,refering to drivers on cellphones
by Redhawk on January 29th, 2007
TAILGATE ME and I'll flip a booger on your window!
Everyday is a Gift...that's why they call it THE PRESENT!
It's paid FOR.
By all means, HIT ME..I need the money! (on a Volvo)
Touchie feely...Kicky crotchie!
A day without sunshine is like...NIGHT!
by Babycakes on July 7th, 2008
Re-hab is for quitters.
by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on July 4th, 2008
I'm always seeing hilarious bumper stickers, but just got this one for myself...
by Slim746 on April 29th, 2008
"I'm so old I eat large type alphabet soup."
by sloppywet on April 13th, 2008
it was on a big 4 wheel drive an it said suckin gas an haulin ass.
by sppb76 on October 29th, 2007
"DAM" Mothers Against Dyslexia
by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on October 29th, 2007
"If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair"
by 60s Rock on October 29th, 2007
"Don't take life so seriously, it isn't permanent"
by Shopping Sheryl - home from the hospital on September 2nd, 2007
One with Dubya wearing a huge 10-gallon hat, and the saying, "Mad Cowboy Disease."
by Anonymous on September 2nd, 2007
"If you can read this, I'm not impressed. Most people can read."
by Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF on July 4th, 2007
Your kid may be an honor student but you're a moron.
What is the best sticker you have ever come across?
by anil m on January 29th, 2011
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What are some funny bumper stickers
by newaccount is now looking for a new name. on April 26th, 2011
| 4 people like this
Seen the Obama bumper sticker removal kit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=201pgTaEseQ
by More2Be on July 18th, 2010
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What kind of bumper-sticker person are you...? Comedic, commentary, none at all?
by John-El on July 21st, 2010
| 4 people like this
Whatever happened to bumper stickers?
by - alluseek - on February 16th, 2011
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That's great.
by iiNSANE on January 29th, 2007
Superb!
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by philosopher-saint on January 27th, 2009
awesome!
by Anonymous on March 18th, 2009
Answer of the Century !!!
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