First thing that comes to mind when somebody says "CONFUSED BLONDE"
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Mr.LiAr . . . . . AwAy
ANSWERS: 8
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Tautology
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i wouldn't really know. maybe me. i'm red-blondish, hehe... jk
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That the first word is redundant. Sorry, it's only a joke.
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BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?" WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM." BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."
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She's a natural blonde!
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My boyfriend, he's a cute blonde but easily confused - I loves him! :)
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ermmmmmmm i dunno ................................MEEEEE
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First thing I think about is Jenna, who is a quintessential ditzy blonde. Then I think of a joke I recently heard, which is a bit crude, but hilarious. A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks an employee where she can find anal deodorant. The clerk responds, "I'm sorry ma'am, but we don't carry that product." "You must be mistaken" the blonde said, "I bought some here just two weeks ago!". After much arguing, the now frustrated blonde storms out. The next day she returns with the product and confronts the same employee, "Yesterday I was in looking for this product and you told me you didn't carry it! Well, here it is, and here is my receipt!" The employee looks and responds, "Ma'am, this is just underarm deodorant - it's on aisle seven." "That's CRAZY" the blonde shouts, "the instructions clearly say 'Push up bottom to use'".
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