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I swim. Then promptly get eaten. Great life, no?
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Gators are very deep sleepers. If you wait until they nod off you can actually cross the river without even getting wet by walking on their backs. :p
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I would choose to not go across.
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I would hold my breath and get all the way to the bottom of the water silently...then as I swim under them, I would rub their bellies to put them to sleep. When I got to the other side I would tell someone how I did it and as they got under the water, I'd blow a blowhorn to wake them up and watch from a distance...then I'd call the police and report the person missing and go rob his house of valuables. As I read that I thought...what a jerk, that other guy must have been, for not owning nice things to burgle.
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Magic.
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wait for the king of the jungle to call a meeting of all the animals. then you swim for it.
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