by Anonymous on December 16th, 2006

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Hello! I am an over 50 man living away from my wife. And for social, ethical and cultural reasons I can not buy the sex toys I think I am in great need to. May you, therfore, tell me the best ways to make some of these sex toys at home?
Thank you!

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  • by Freddie-Z on August 21st, 2007

    Freddie-Z

    Are you for real?

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  • by big_boobed_bunnie on December 18th, 2006

    big_boobed_bunnie

    Get a condom or a rubber glove, take some paper towels and roll them tight to a "stick". You judge the thickness and length, then insert it in the condom or glove. Apply lube if needed, then slide in. Sit on the arm of the couch, chair, (or I like to straddle a pillow) and hump/rock away! Also, for even more pleasure, set your cell phone alarm for every minute for the next five minutes, and turn on vibrate. Place the cell phone under you while you rock on! You'll have an incredible orgasm in no time!

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  • by zoooootie on December 16th, 2006

    zoooootie

    start with 2 T-BONE steaks and a bottle of wine.
    then pick up the phone and invite your wife over.

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  • by DyeGuy on July 16th, 2006

    DyeGuy

    put a phone on vibrate and put it in and call yourself many many times

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  • by tsull67 on July 29th, 2005

    tsull67

    If you want an inexpensive clitoral vibrator, buy a Crest Spin Brush toothbrush for a couple of dollars and use the smooth side of the head, unless you want it a little more rough....then try the bristles.

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  • by ted-909 on June 12th, 2007

    ted-909

    cheap way.

    buy some bubble wrap, roll it up and seal round it with tape so you have a nice tube, fill it with a little baby oil or something, insert knob, bang it good!

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  • by Munnin on June 18th, 2009

    Munnin

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  • by Moongrim on July 23rd, 2009

    Moongrim

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  • by nevets - badgicide on December 18th, 2006

    nevets - badgicide

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  • by Issemael on November 2nd, 2006

    Issemael

    Here is an idea.

    Things you need

    1- Big Test Tube
    2- Industrial Silicone ( Clear color )

    Fill the test tube with silicone and when its get dry. take out the silicone from test tube. or you can crush the test tube if you cant take the silicone out.

    Here you got a rubbery Dildo, but I havent tried this yet, but iam planing to do it.

    Caution: Try it at your own Risk!

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  • by yankabilly on April 28th, 2005

    yankabilly

    If by dildo you mean any thing that can be incerted try your local supermarket, cucucmber ,carrot, ect. Wash well and for added saftey a comdomcan be placed over your vegie. If you mean a vibrator a small cordless screwdrivers motor can be used.

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  • by Anonymous on December 17th, 2006

    Anonymous

    if you think you cant buy them you should get on the computer and pay them and no one will know you have them

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  • by nevets - badgicide on December 18th, 2006

    nevets - badgicide

    It sounds like you might live in Saudi Arabia. Anyhow, what sort of toys are you after?

    This website should cover most things:
    http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com :)

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  • by mandy1501 on February 18th, 2010

    mandy1501

    one time i made one out of fruit roll ups :)

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  • by omar husain on February 7th, 2007

    omar husain

    LMAO tommy does that all the time

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