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Wulfweard
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While making out with an old girl friend. She didn't say anything thank god. It was horrible. But then I never said anything about the fact that she had moustache, which I didn't notice until after I started going out with her. I know it's mean, but girls with moustaches really should wax them. +2
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The worst is if I'm at work in my cubicle and I think all is clear and then immediately after someone comes to ask me a question or something. You can just tell by the look on their face when it hits them. It's not even like I can blame it on someone else! hehehe
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Once my girlfriend was giving me head and I had to fart. It felt so good and she asked me to cum in her mouth - how could I turn her down! :) As I started to cum I lost control of my arse muscles and let out a massive fart. Luckily she just kept sucking on me until I was dry, but we laughed like hell for about 10 minutes. We both knew it was funny, but we never really spoke about it after that! We broke up about a year later, but she was a really cool girl.
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