Uh, hi! What is the fastest way to Uranus?
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Come to Butthead
ANSWERS: 14
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slingshot urslef from jupiter, unless you were trying to be funny, then in that case just take ur pants off
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Dinner and a movie. Bring flowers.
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Drinks, lotsa drinks.
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as the crow flies to the nearest walmart, pick up some his and hers KY, (or for some of you, his and his) then some flowers, a couple roofies, and a nice bottle of boones farm. can we say "date rape"
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Exlax washed down with prune juice.
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to my anus? hmmm... a giant rocket
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Tequila makes your clothes fall off.
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That would be a rocket, with a carefully calculated trajectory. The infantile joke you might have been aiming for is only due to a popular mispronunciation of the name of the eighth planet orbiting Sol. It is not pronounced "yur Anus" It is pronounced, "Yur unus"
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Well, first you're going to need to take off your pants. Then you put on your ASTRONAUT pants. It's that big one straight past Saturn. You'll have plenty of time to think about naughty puns on the way. Bon Voyage!
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I was once given complete detailed instructions on fastest travel mode to Uranus. But I can go only if I have a willing partner. I am willing to give it a shot. Care to join me as partner. God Help Us Both.
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Right Hand.
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I love how everyone is being so helpful! :) LOL!!!
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A doctorate in proctology.
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go left from your house
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